nope :)

please reblog this until i find my true love. i am so alone

oh hell yeah even better

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

Oil on canvas

i would be soooooo powerful if i wasn't so deeply afraid of people and places and also things

little known fact but when a presidential candidate drops out of a race their campaign is taken up by the giant talking eagle who lives inside the washington monument

didnt even let the giant talking eagle who lives inside the washington monument out before he endorsed kamala smh

I am covered in hickies how am I supposed to be a respected scientist looking like this!?!

Normalize kissing other the other scientists with tongue

*walks into the lab and comes out hours later covered in lipstick marks* the collaborative research is going well

Kissing in the lab is very much against lab safety protocols. Normalize kissing in the sample storage room by the -80° freezer.

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

if my surname was moog or theremin i'd invent a fuckass instrument too