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I consider myself a generous person, but only if something isn't too delicious.

As the days get warmer and we have to weed our garden, I'm reminded of when my mother poked me with a prickly plant to prove how sharp it was. Thank you, mother.

It was Zacks birthday last weekend! Everyone say "happy birthday Zack"!! Even though he's not in this comic, it's still about him and is a true story of when I first brought him home for the holidays. Everyone loved him immediately and never stopped, because he's the best ❤️❤️

Zacks not actually sick right now, but a while back we both got colds one right after the other. I made sure he had yummy soup and he made sure I didn't try to work when I wasn't feeling well. It's a balance.

I hate these little fuckers so much.

Been a lot of different weather lately

I know I haven't posted all week, shut up, shhhhhh

It has been...shall we say...a Tough Week.

In his defense, I am disgusting

Going on a trip with friends and they're bringing their dog. To whom I am allergic. But I've been taking my preventative inhaler so hopefully it's better this time!

Part 2! Yes, my father did imply that if I didn't listen to him, I would die an untimely death like my (nonexistent) older sister. Whenever I tell people this story they say "that explains so much about you."

This is a true story from when I was little. My dad does have a sword collection -- some of them are real, some of them are prop swords. When I was little I found a real dagger in the basement and was brandishing it fearlessly (and not carefully). He was not amused by my antics.

I was totally gonna. Get me out of here.

Been on a big potato kick lately

I'm just now realizing I forgot to shade this...let's blame the allergies

My bad not posting for a while! It's been hectic! I haven't even updated my computer, and he always lets me know it.