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Chas: Is this whiskey or perfume?

John: -grabs the bottle and chugs- It's perfume.

(Source: John Mulaney)

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@lumensuperbis replied to your photo “if i had to read this so do you”: thanks to your icon i am now just imagining constantine saying that lol

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John Constantine + Bad Occult Advice

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He should be very afraid…

[apparently only thing I draw is shitty memes lmao]

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“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations

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How do I delete someone else’s post

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Constantine: If I'm wrong than God can strike me dead!

Everyone: -takes ten steps back and waits for lightning`

#John Constantine #constantine #Hellblazer #constantine-isms

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John Constantine + text posts

Jason Blood: The only way you’re playing a bard in this campaign is if you speak entirely in limericks.

Constantine: The dust, you’ll wish you bit. When my character was green-lit. This won’t be that hard, Playing yon bard, Challenge accepted, you sack of shit.

Jason Blood: I swear to fucking god.

#please imagine Constantine and his friends playing dnd #PLEASE #jason blood #john constantine

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Zatanna: And you know, you know, you know, it's 'cause you're beautiful. You say you're numb inside, but I can't agree. So the world's unfair? Keep it locked out there...In here it's beautiful. Let's make this beautiful!

Constantine: That works for me -flips her onto the bed-

#zatanna zatara #john constantine #guess who's been listening to the Heathers soundtrack #constantine-isms

Constantine: Hey, hey, Zee. You remind me of the babe.

Zatanna: -sighs- What babe?

Constantine: The babe with the power.

Zatanna: What power?

Constantine: The power of voo-

Papa Midnite: Finish that sentence and I will take your tongue out.

Constantine: WHEN DID YOU EVEN GET HERE?

#john constantine #zatanna zatara #papa midnite #constantine #constantine isms

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Constantine: If I'm wrong than God needs to send a messenger to tell me to stop.

Manny: I've come to tell you to stop.

Constantine: No, not you.

#john constantine #constantine #constantine-isms #manny

Constantine: Zatanna is...a clementine.

Chas: You're drunk but I kinda wanna see where this is going.

Constantine: A cutie.

#john constantine #chas chandler #zatanna zatara #dc comics #constantine isms

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