fuck

On your bed. Not mine.

I’ll be taking a whole photoshoot worth of pictures to prove you were both in my bed, and cuddling my dog.

SAY THAT TO MY FACE.

Come here, baby. I will.

I get it. If I had a man like that, I definitely wouldn’t want to share.

Get yourself a man like that.

Maybe try and train a person instead? It might work better than a dog.

I’ve heard that’s “wrong”, but if you’re telling me, it’s at least legal.

Maybe you should invest in a robot to become your butler. 

Fuck, I want a roomba... I don’t think Ruffles would like one those.

Okay! I’ll make the good veggie one again. I think he would to protect somebody he loves, but like, like he… he would try to like, fix it without fighting if he can. It’s good.

You’re a lifesaver. I love you Kybear.

That was silly.

Let me live, KC.

That’s what dog beds are for. He can sleep NEXT to my bed, not on it.

One day I’m going to walk in on you two cuddling.

We’re talking about my delicious body, stop getting distracted please.

Delicious is a stretch.

Well yes you may not need to but it would be fun to try!

It’d be entertaining.

Okay, so what other way would you choose? If I told you who and why I wanted to do this it might risk me losing my job if you handled it. 

I’m more of a physical contact kinda guy. Okay now you have to tell me.

Alright, I feel you. What are unusual calls? Like what’s the weirdest thing you had to deal with this week?

This week? Probably someone who slipped on butter and fell down the stairs.

I bet that’s a ride really worth the name A Whole New World.

I’d love to recommend, but as I’ve found out, I’m still not keen on sharing.

Yeah, pretty sure opening doors in a taught behaviour. Though is one of those that could totally backfire on you later.

The last thing I need.

Look, man. I know that. But I just can’t. 

Originally posted by buckypascal

I wish you the best, mate.