Yeah, I'm CRABBY!

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

bro....sit on my lap and watch me play stardew. bro it's chilly outside, get under the blanket with me. bro what if we drifted off to sleep like this.....bro you're so warm......bro i feel so safe rn

I’m Jared, 19, and I never fuckin learned how to stay faithful to my wife

*unwraps my copy of da4* hell yeah! i’m so excited for this. oh wait i have to go take care of something first *blocks everyone in the dragon age tag*

if she’s your girl why’s she standing in a red jumpsuit holding scissors in MY driveway

*gets down on one knee* wehaw are meant to behaw, partner

me, sobbing profusely and nodding: y,,,yeehaw,,

I hate texting. Come live with me.

Sorry if you hear cowboy noises coming from my room I’m practicing being a cowboy

IMAGINE