The Idiots

@confuddling-colors

An askblog for my ieytd characters, Cyan and Yellow! (and maybe some others..) Just having fun with it! pfp by dieing-lilac :) run by Clove (lavalampstealer) On haitus for bit, school is kicking me lol

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“Agent what on earth have you done this time?”

“No, no, trust me, Y! This’ll be great, just watch-”

#ieytd #ieytd askblog #lavalampstealer #would this be rp yes or no #ieytd rp

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*a certain creature who may or may not resemble Zor sneaks in looking for food*

[Bear in mind, no one here has actually seen Zor, just heard their voice modulator]

“Hello! Can we help you? Better yet, want to join us for Movie Night?”

#[Cyan]#ieytd askblog #(ooc: movie night will be either today or tomorrow)#(ooc: there are Plans that I cannot share bc the haters will sabotage me. I have PLANS-)

[There’s a knock at the door]

“Hello! Uh- fuck- is- uh- is this the office where- um-“

[The agent outside the door is visibly nervous, clearly not used to going to other agent’s offices, stiff and waving almost robotically]

“Sorry, lemme try again- I believe I was told to come here as a… watch party of sorts? Cyan said we were gonna watch a Juniper get wrecked.”

“Heyhey, Red! Glad you could make it!”

“Yellow should be back soon, he went looking for something to play the tape on. Courtesy of Agent Nightingale, I’ll have to find a way to pay them back somehow.”

“Mason said he’d bring the popcorn, and we have some spare pastries from earlier, help yourself! Although the lemon stuff is Yellow’s, I wouldn’t mess with it if I were you.”

#[Cyan]#ieytd askblog #(ooc: clawing at the WALLS i wanna make something for Movie Night. we’ll see. depends on how much of a pain school decides to be)#(ooc: also am I going insane or does Seraphina have fangs here-)

[There was a box addressed to Yellow. Inside was a batch of lemon cookies, all homemade. Attached to the lid was a note.]

Hope these will brighten up your day! I made them myself!

~ Damsel

“Good heavens. Agent, did you-?” [He turned to looks at Cyan, who was shaking their head.]

“Don’t look at me. They must like you, for some reason.” [They grinned, nudging his arm teasingly.]

#[Cyan]#[Yellow]#ieytd askblog

asking-baskerville

[Yellow peeks his head into the office.]

“Hey, you uh, you wouldn’t happen to have a VHS player by chance, would you?”

[ per usual , it is dim in the office , illuminated by multiple soft lamps in the room . . . baskerville looks up from his paperwork , reading glasses slipping down the bridge of his nose slightly . ]

“ a VHS player ? hm . . . it depends — what are you wishing to use it for ? ”

confuddling-colors

[Still in the doorway, he rubbed the back of his neck with a chuckle.]

“Well, ah, you see..

It seems an agent by the name of ‘Nightingale’ sent us a VHS, although we don’t seem to have a player. When you get something titled ‘Our Actor Gets His Shit Wrecked’ dropped through your mail slot, it raises a few questions.”

asking-baskerville

[ sounds absurd . the corner of baskerville’s lips twitches—nearly forming a smile . placing his pen down . . . ]

[ a sigh — then , waving yellow in . ]

“ come along , then . i’m quite interested to see what on earth could be on it . ”

[ as he speaks , up he goes , rifling around in a box . . . ]

confuddling-colors

[He closed the door behind him, shutting out the fluorescent lights of the hallway.]

“.. You’re welcome to come and watch with us, if you’d like. It’s the least I can offer for letting us borrow it.”

asking-baskerville

[ hm . . . finally coming across an old VHS player . . . ]

“ i may . . . so long as it isn’t a large crowd . i would prefer fewer people if possible . ”

[ as introverted as ever . ]

confuddling-colors

“I haven’t told anyone, so as far as I’m aware, there shouldn’t be too many of us.” :)

“Come, I’m sure it’ll be worth it.” [He wouldn’t push it, but the more the merrier, yes?]

#[Yellow]#ieytd askblog

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"Oh, Yellow! Here- I got you some lemon tarts! They reminded me of you..."

[ @ask-agent-rhodonite ]

[sniffle] “Oh my, for me? I am- I’m very touched. Thank you.”

#[Yellow]#ieytd askblog #(ooc: yeah he’ll be fine give him a moment)

"Hey lads, how have we been holding up? ...hang on, where's Juniper?"

-Agent Carmine

“Been doing pretty good! Don’t worry about it, this ain’t about him, he got hit by a brick-. Wanna stick around? Nightingale got footage of Juniper getting whaled on, Yellow’s looking for a VCR or VHS player.”

#[Cyan]#ieytd askblog

asking-baskerville

[Yellow peeks his head into the office.]

“Hey, you uh, you wouldn’t happen to have a VHS player by chance, would you?”

[ per usual , it is dim in the office , illuminated by multiple soft lamps in the room . . . baskerville looks up from his paperwork , reading glasses slipping down the bridge of his nose slightly . ]

“ a VHS player ? hm . . . it depends — what are you wishing to use it for ? ”

confuddling-colors

[Still in the doorway, he rubbed the back of his neck with a chuckle.]

“Well, ah, you see..

It seems an agent by the name of ‘Nightingale’ sent us a VHS, although we don’t seem to have a player. When you get something titled ‘Our Actor Gets His Shit Wrecked’ dropped through your mail slot, it raises a few questions.”

asking-baskerville

[ sounds absurd . the corner of baskerville’s lips twitches—nearly forming a smile . placing his pen down . . . ]

[ a sigh — then , waving yellow in . ]

“ come along , then . i’m quite interested to see what on earth could be on it . ”

[ as he speaks , up he goes , rifling around in a box . . . ]

confuddling-colors

[He closed the door behind him, shutting out the fluorescent lights of the hallway.]

“.. You’re welcome to come and watch with us, if you’d like. It’s the least I can offer for letting us borrow it.”

#[Yellow]#ieytd askblog

asking-baskerville

[Yellow peeks his head into the office.]

“Hey, you uh, you wouldn’t happen to have a VHS player by chance, would you?”

[ per usual , it is dim in the office , illuminated by multiple soft lamps in the room . . . baskerville looks up from his paperwork , reading glasses slipping down the bridge of his nose slightly . ]

“ a VHS player ? hm . . . it depends — what are you wishing to use it for ? ”

confuddling-colors

[Still in the doorway, he rubbed the back of his neck with a chuckle.]

“Well, ah, you see..

It seems an agent by the name of ‘Nightingale’ sent us a VHS, although we don’t seem to have a player. When you get something titled ‘Our Actor Gets His Shit Wrecked’ dropped through your mail slot, it raises a few questions.”

#[Yellow]#ieytd askblog #(ooc: boy gee I wonder what one would do with a VHS player /t)

confuddling-colors

*appears out of nowhere*

goo goobie

*climbs out the window*

“G- goobie? What?”

[He rushes to the window to look where Felix went.] “Oh dear. Where did he-?”

[Felix is stuck in a tree, just above the window.]

Uh...

confuddling-colors

“Are you.. are you alright?” [He looks up, tilting his head at Felix.]

I.. I'm stuck.

[Felix has a fear of heights. He clings onto the branch like if he lets go even a little he'll fall.]

confuddling-colors

“Alright, well. Stay put for one moment.” [Brow furrowed in concern, he sighed, ducking back in to wave Cyan over.]

“Hm? Yeah? Oh wow.” [They peeked their head out the window, looking around before looking up and seeing him.] “You uh, you need any help, bud?”

[He looks around the tree, trying to connect the dots on possible ways to reach the window above him. There are no possible paths.]

I.. might need help getting back down. Why did I think this would be a good idea..

[He tried his best to slowly set his danging foot onto the tree branch below him.]

confuddling-colors

“Oh boy, alright, hold on.” [They clambered out the window, Yellow helping them to bring a chair out with them. They set the chair below the tree, then climbed on top of it as Yellow held it steady.] “Ok now, c’mere.” [They held out their arms, reaching for Felix.]

[Felix, forcing the majority of his thoughts away, tried to steadily jump down but instead slipped and fell straight into Cyan's arms with a yelp. His facial expression was equivalent to the phrase "like he's seen a ghost".]

confuddling-colors

[They staggered a bit, Yellow making a worried sound and putting up a hand in case he needed to steady them. After regaining their balance, they checked to see if Felix was alright, nearly busting out in laughter as they saw his face.]

"You- snrk- you okay there, bud?" [They grinned as they set him down on the ground and hopped off the chair.]

Stoopppp! it's not funny!

[Felix gave them an annoyed and embarrassed look.]

confuddling-colors

“Yes, he’s right, Cyan, he could’ve gotten hurt.”

[He frowned, turning to Felix to check him over for scrapes or cuts.]

“Are you alright? That was a nasty tumble.”

I think it's just this little cut on my arm but it should be fine.

confuddling-colors

"Oh dear. Let me see now, hold still." [He pulled a bandaid out of a little container in his pocket, carefully peeling the adhesive covers off and putting it over the cut.]

"I expect you to wash that later, we don't want that getting infected now." [He was trying (and failing) at being stern.]

#[Yellow]#ieytd askblog #(ooc: omg little goobie no he has a medkit on hand he'll patch you up)#(ooc: DAM IT I DID IT AGAIN I REBLOGGED FROM THE WRONG BLOG)

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[A VHS tape slides through the mail slot. There's a label sticker on the side of it "Our actor gets his shit wrecked", there's also a label on the from of it labeling it from a "Agent Nightingale"]

“Oh my god, Yellow, quick, where’s our VHS player?”

“Uh, uh, give me a moment.” [He leaves down to the hall to go look for one. Where will he end up?]

#[Cyan]#[Yellow]#ieytd askblog

confuddling-colors

(a note shoots through the window)

Roses are red

Your forehead is huge

John, you are a prick, here is a brick

-Lots of Love, Fabby

(A comedically large brick flies at John)

“WHAT THE-” [He tried to duck, but the brick ended up bonking him in the head. He collapsed to the floor, unconscious.]

“Good lord, this can’t be good.” [Somewhat panicked, he grabbed his headset and fiddled with a dial on it before peaking into the mic, contacting Medical.]

[They would help or do something, but they’re busy doubled over pointing and laughing. No way was John Juniper, the stuck up prick, just taken down by a damn BRICK. Oh hey! Rhyming!]

confuddling-colors

“Okay, Medical said they’ll send a team up here to get him checked out, they should be here soon. Cyan- stop laughing for one minute- Cyan, check his pulse and see if he’s bleeding.”

“Okay, okay, gimme a sec.” [They turned Juniper over, him having near face planted when he fell. No broken nose, no surface injuries, and steady pulse. Concussion? Maybe. Hard to tell.]

……

#[Cyan]#[Yellow]#[John Juniper]#ieytd askblog

[The kitten meows before it runs over Juniper and zooms out the room, and numerous flame sounds can be heard as Agent Floor zooms past the office trying to catch the cat]

[They poked their head out the door, watching the chaos unfold.] “Oh boy aaand- there it goes.”

[They close the door again, retreating to their room. Out of sight, out of mind, right?]

#[Cyan]#ieytd askblog

[Only 2 shirts slip through the slot, they're 2 white t-shirts that read, 'Juniper Hate Club'

[Cyan immediately threw theirs on, tossing their collared shirt and tie to the side.] “I’m never taking this off, I don’t care what you tell me.”

“It’s out of dress code, but I suppose I won’t sic Shawn on you, just this once.” [He teased, folding his up neatly and setting it aside for later.]

#[Cyan]#[Yellow]#ieytd askblog

confuddling-colors

*appears out of nowhere*

goo goobie

*climbs out the window*

“G- goobie? What?”

[He rushes to the window to look where Felix went.] “Oh dear. Where did he-?”

[Felix is stuck in a tree, just above the window.]

Uh...

confuddling-colors

“Are you.. are you alright?” [He looks up, tilting his head at Felix.]

I.. I'm stuck.

[Felix has a fear of heights. He clings onto the branch like if he lets go even a little he'll fall.]

confuddling-colors

“Alright, well. Stay put for one moment.” [Brow furrowed in concern, he sighed, ducking back in to wave Cyan over.]

“Hm? Yeah? Oh wow.” [They peeked their head out the window, looking around before looking up and seeing him.] “You uh, you need any help, bud?”

[He looks around the tree, trying to connect the dots on possible ways to reach the window above him. There are no possible paths.]

I.. might need help getting back down. Why did I think this would be a good idea..

[He tried his best to slowly set his danging foot onto the tree branch below him.]

confuddling-colors

“Oh boy, alright, hold on.” [They clambered out the window, Yellow helping them to bring a chair out with them. They set the chair below the tree, then climbed on top of it as Yellow held it steady.] “Ok now, c’mere.” [They held out their arms, reaching for Felix.]

[Felix, forcing the majority of his thoughts away, tried to steadily jump down but instead slipped and fell straight into Cyan's arms with a yelp. His facial expression was equivalent to the phrase "like he's seen a ghost".]

confuddling-colors

[They staggered a bit, Yellow making a worried sound and putting up a hand in case he needed to steady them. After regaining their balance, they checked to see if Felix was alright, nearly busting out in laughter as they saw his face.]

"You- snrk- you okay there, bud?" [They grinned as they set him down on the ground and hopped off the chair.]

Stoopppp! it's not funny!

[Felix gave them an annoyed and embarrassed look.]

confuddling-colors

“Yes, he’s right, Cyan, he could’ve gotten hurt.”

[He frowned, turning to Felix to check him over for scrapes or cuts.]

“Are you alright? That was a nasty tumble.”

#[Yellow]#ieytd askblog

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HelloOH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GUY ON THE FLOOR IS HE OK?

“Hm? Oh yeah he’s fine. Don’t worry about it.” :)

#[Cyan]#ieytd askblog

[The cat stares up at Cyan before laying before it knocks over a cup, and some holy how it catches on fire]

“HA! Oh, I like this one, can we keep it, Yellow, pleeeeeeaase?”

[Yellow, who was trying to move the kitten away from the flames and put them out simultaneously.] “We’ll see, we don’t need two pyromaniacs in here.”

#[Cyan]#[Yellow]#ieytd askblog

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