online and ready to ride

im sorry to tell ya'll this but no-one has ever listened to talking heads as good as I have

americans: how can you live in australia? there are so many dangerous animals! also americans: *forced to live their lives on the run due to constant threat of attack by a bear, moose or whatever fucking weird cats they have

ban australians from saying "nut" challenge 2024

I got engaged

Pretty fucked up that Western society didn't experience a cultural revolution akin to the Renaissance after the release of Len's Steal My Sunshine if you ask me

this blog is just gonna be my depressed ramblings from here on out, so if you're down for that sort of thing, buckle up

"im serving absolute cunt in my flex era" * me stoned on the couch organising my Pokemon card binders: "yeah same"

so happy to not be a gamer anymore. I played Final Fantasy 12 for three hours last night

might fuck around and hit the post limit on a social media website

this is extremely petty but it was my birthday yesterday and not a single one of my friends sent me a message and I'm pretty bummed so send your good vibes if you have em