sadboi

Sometimes you just have to get drunk to realize how much of a human waste you are

Update: of all things i only deserve death, and a painful one to remind me of my pathetic excuse of a life

Dont have a date 'til january 😭

@confidentboi ho ho homicide

@crowleysbestbitch ho ho holy shit i still have exams

once i get sexy im done with this funny shit no more jokes no more personality just sexy

Respectable choise

Circumcised

Guys get erections every morning but the earth spins around so the morning is different in other timezones so there is actually a infinite boner wave going around for hundreds of thousands of years

@confidentboi

hell yeah

@crowleysbestbitch

People were more concerned with the Mayan calendar ending in 2012 than the catastrophic consequences of our environmental pollution if we don’t change our ways by 2030.

Well if you think back people only gave a shit about that in 2011-12. I doubt that they would've gave a shit in the nineties. Most people think in the present, not in the far future. And you also have flat earthers and anti-vaxxers.