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Show & Tell
The Bowery Presents
shark vs the universe
#extradirty
Origami Around
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almost home
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
noise dept.
gracie abrams
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sade Olutola
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Product Placement
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@confettigenerator
i wrote and posted a fanfic on ao3 (unusual for me) and I got a rude comment on it accusing me of having not read the book, which i have not responded to bc don't feed the trolls, but i'm honestly kinda baffled bc who is writing 3000 words of smut for a book they haven't read?? like it doesn't even make sense as a rude comment just say it's poorly written or something
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Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer
he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs
one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel
One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.
i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????
Holy shit something about “it used to be cold in the morning” just really fucking got me. Where’s the dew on the grass? The subtle fog down the street? The birds and the bugs and the toads that took up space as I stepped outside to catch the bus for school? Their space is still there but I don’t see them anymore
req'd by @jouster-ari
god one day...
text: One day the crabs will dance like they have never danced before.....
when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response
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Melon collies
I can no longer feel the infinite sadness
Please please please don't click those phishing texts
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I can note your interest in that feature for future development."
the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child
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MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK
when u wear hat all day so in the evening all bare you still feel phantomhat on ur head
oh no they’re going to start calling democrats the same thing they’ve been calling democrats for 20 years now
"Here’s a trick I learned during the Obama presidency for handling certain types of political labels. Take, as an example, the Tea Party claim that Obama is a Communist. Don’t take the word of the person making the claim (Tea Partiers). Don’t rely on the rebuttal of the target (Obama), because that will just be dismissed. Go to the group itself (Communists) and ask them. Ask an actual Communist if Obama is a comrade and see how they answer. Watch as they laugh at you, then explain in great detail how they wish there was a Communist in the White House, but here’s a long and exhaustive list of why that just isn’t so. Now apply this logic to the claim that Hillary is pretty much the same as a Republican. Ask an actual Republican if they think Hillary Clinton is one of them. Watch them laugh, and then explain in the same exhausting detail why that just isn’t so. Some of them might concede that she’s better than Trump, but that’s not the same thing. Finally, go ask a White Supremacist if Trump is one of them. As they excitedly explain how Trump is the guy they’ve been waiting for all these years, and how he’s really empowered their movement, use this to guide how you will be voting in November."
Source: a 2016 facebook posts by Craig Enan, since then deleted (OG link here)
Ok, Have you in real life ever seen a bathroom that had its light switch Outside of the bathroom. Not like one of those fancy giant bathrooms where the toilet is in its own little room, but a normal sized bathroom where you could be in there doing your thing and someone Outside could just turn the light off on you?
This is so normal to me
Yeah but it's weird
Maybe? normal though.
Maybe? weird though.
No but I'm pro this being a thing
no and what the fuck why would that be a thing
Other
Button.
In Real life. not in a videogame or movie because I've Only seen it in videogames and a friend has spotted it in a movie.
i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️
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big tshirt that says MY INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and THIS IS FUN TO ME on the back
being escorted out of town
The criminal has been apprehended
Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
