Root of Chaos

Clumsy Dracula, Wife S/o

Vlad Dracula Tepes is a powerful and commanding man with a presence that could kill

But around the house he was always stumbling

Especially when you got that fucking ottoman

Your furniture was so much smaller than his and any time he entered a room he was in danger of a pratfall

He was once walking around the castle talking to Isaac and fell face first over that fucking ottoman he hates

Isaac then proceeded to burn it and tell you that you need bigger furniture

But Vlad doesn’t like making you sad

So he gets you another one

He still hates it

He tries to be very cautious when he walks into a room because he’s so big and falling is much more of a hassle for him

“Vlad dear it’s okay. Everyone trips.”

“ that’s easy for you to say! You’re closer to the ground anyway !”

He finds it exceedingly embarrassing but he plays it off very well depending who he falls in front of

Either: I meant to do that

Or: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, ILL HAVE YOU KILLED

It’s kind of adorable

I pretty sure we’ve done witch S/O headcanons before, but in the spirit of Halloween, I’ll write more!!

Dracula:

He LIVES for it

Thinks it’s so rad

You’ll never need to search for spell ingredients ever again because his castle has everything

Teaches you about science while you teach about witchcraft

Ultimate power couple

Hector:

S/O: explaining what a familiar is

Hector, looking at Cezar: surprised pikachu face

Likes to watch you brew potions

Will go and collect ingredients for you

Low key wants you to teach him some spells

Isaac:

You have so much respect from this man

Fanboys internally whenever you do anything remotely witchy

Also wants to learn magic but will not admit it

Let’s you borrow his dagger (surprisingly)

Godbrand:

Does not understand and probably still doesn’t

He’s the guinea pig for any new spells/potions you have

Ask him to go find a certain ingredient for a spell and he will bring back everything BUT the thing you asked for

He’s sweet and he’s trying

Bby!!!! I’m late answering this but I hope ur procedure goes well!!! Be strong Nonnie I believe in u

He’s a little uncharacteristically concerned, but otherwise calm.

He is nervous too, but he can’t show it because it’ll freak you out even more.

Very reassuring

Will give as many hugs as you need

Might go into a tangent about medical science-related stuff.

Gives u a pep talk about being brave!!!!

OOP there’s some spicy content ahead folks

Trevor:

very cool, calm and collected about it

will flirt back when no one’s looking

gROWLS

lil blushy, ngl

probably sneaks you away for a quickie uHEHUHE

makes an effort to buy you more lingerie in the future

Alucard:

MEGA BLUSHY

this dhampir boy cannot keep a straight face after seeing that

has to excuse himself

comes back later serious asf

lowkey pins u to a wall and admonishes u for teasing him

Isaac:

does not even flinch at first

nobody would think there’s anything wrong

You catch him blushing a lil bit later and obviously trying to come himself down.

When you offer him a “””better look””” later on, he agrees. Straight-faced.

Isaac externally: That looks nice on you.

Isaac internally: AAAAAAAAAA