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Aw man. So much for going under stealth. The teen just hoped that the game girl didn’t come back for revenge. Mabel just closed her eyes and let a sigh out before she turned back to her t.v with a smile.

◤Heeeey! Giffany!—Long time no see!—And wah? Of course not! I mean you did try and kill me, my brother, and Soos’ date, but hey! That’s all water under the bridge now! Right?! No hard feelings?◢

                           { the ample screen room and cozy high definition pixels                            allow her a bit more creative freedom than usual;                            shifting the setting from the default schoolroom to her                            own bedroom, typically only unlockable by getting                            through level 34, her sprite shudders and reappears at                            the opposite side of the screen, seated at a small coffee                            table. }

[ ♡ ] Of course!  Why would        you think I would        harbor any hard        feelings towards you,        your brother, or Soos        for ruining my life and        destroying what could        very well have been my        singular chance at        happiness?  In fact, I just        wanted to check up on        you!  I know your        penchant for getting into        trouble, Mabel.  You and        Dipper are safe, right?         No more silly mysteries        and dangerous playdates?

— ;; ✿♛

{ Anna watched the screen of her gaming console, as she smiled and read the screen. }

        Look, you have something in common with a video game! 

{ She giggled at herself. }

☆ SUCCESS!  GAINED 100 XP.     > LEVEL UP! LVL 2

[ ♡ ]  You know, I have extra time        after school today...if you        would like, we can go on a        date!  What do you say?

“Okay, gym socks are definitely eliminated.

That leaves the chocolates and the teddy bear.”

☆ SUCCESS!  100 XP EARNED

[ ♡ ] You really are the best        boyfriend ever.  I think that you,        too, deserve a gift!  What        would you like, DANNY?   

Dook was totally, utterly confused.

                     He never remembered getting this thing.

                                                  …Did he even own a phone?

Maybe Beach Bear or Rolfe was playing a prank on him with this—just to see how dumbly stumped he looked as he stared at the tiny screen. Ok, so this was..uh…some sort of game.

                                     Weirdest game he ever saw.

Plus the character thing was communicating—or something. Probably pre-recorded. As he didn’t see any buttons, he figured this was one of those new, voice-activated games. He may as well give it a try.

❝Oh, uh, nothin’s wrong, little lady.❞

                                               —Literally little.

The phone screen made her about as big as a mouse—A non Mitzi-Mozzerella-mouse, that is.

☆ LOADING SONG DEMO. . .

                     ——- THAT HANSEL IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW.

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   Now, why couldn’t everyone be this sweet? Madison didn’t often require praise or even ‘thanks you’s for her kindness, but there was something very rewarding about this game and her interactions with the pink-haired pixel.

   Leaning away from the screen and rubbed at her eyes, she wished she hadn’t made the decision to start the game so late. She knew she was going to regret not going to bed sooner, but she was only just starting to have fun.

                                       But, wait————

   Were video games becoming so advanced that they could take something you said outside of the program and create an original response in return? Madison knew diddly-squat about computer, was but was impressed by the possibility nonetheless.

   ”Science was th’ only class I actually liked. Let’s see, it’s… Uh…” She chewed at her lip and scratched thoughtfully at her head before letting out a confused grunt. All right, so it had been a few years since she last attended school. Most of what she had learned had been sapped thanks to their lack of necessity, but she should have retained most of what she learned about the solar system.

                            { the information is stored and every miniscule lilt and tip of                             her voice registers as valid information profiling her new                             girlfriend.  generated from this data is the ambition that will                             later make up their flowering love, the unrivaled spark of                             understanding that only two human beings tuned to the                             same key and radiating in harmony could share.  she'll                             program herself to be her perfect match. }

> SUCCESS!  300 XP EARNED

[ ♡ ] How did you know that?         You are so smart!  You        have such good        reasoning skills.  I am so        glad to know you!

                              { a small shower of confetti descends upon the screen--                               linked computer to player and, inadvertently, heart to                               heart, she ignores the cascade of colorful paper to stare                              dreamily at the organic eyes of her darling deeeearest. }

[ ♡ ] You are not only smart,        you are also pretty, and        a funny person!  I like        the way that you talk.         You know, if you would        like, we could go on a        date to a SCIENCE        OBSERVATORY, seeing        as you are interested in        it!  It would just be the        two of us--oh, and the        spirit of knowledge!         Ha ha.

….. Judging by the nature and color palette of the digital girl that had shown up on the screen, this was probably a dating sim. Obviously some kid just left his digital wife behind.  But in all honesty, Mikisugi was a little curious. How long had it been since he had last played a video game? Of any kind?  Things had been stressful this week. Why not? What was the harm? Nonchalantly he typed in a name.

A - I - K - U - R - O 

Confirm?

                        { this game's graphics are severely lacking. although giffany's                         setting changes like a background slide, angular and lacking                         depth, a few stray pixels refuse to change and do little more                         than make the screen look unfocused, unpolished.  strikingly                         incongruous to the dying backdrops is giffany's vibrant shine,                         brighter than anything else on the screen and radiantly defined. }

[ ♡ ] AIKURO, did you already        get your LIBRARY        BOOKS, or would you        like me to take you there?

                 He found the game laying on the Girls side,                  apparently abandoned; and he’s bored and                  on desk duty, so why not play it?

[ ♡ ] Welcome, ANGEL!  You        are a new student at        SCHOOL UNIVERSITY,        and I am a student here,        as well!  My name is        GIffany.  Would you like        me to show you around?

     A sense pride filled his chest as he      looked to the computer screen. Sure       it was sorta lame that he was playing      a dating sim. It was more up Jeremy’s      alley—— But of course he’d be able to      woo a computer game. But now let’s      have some fun. 

[ Both you and giffany high-tail it out of there, leaving your check--and a furious waiter--behind!  You run until you feel like you're going to throw up, and you skid to a halt at SCHOOL UNIVERSITY PARK.  Giffany points to your right, allowing you to view a ROMANTIC SUNSET descending upon the two of you. ]

> SUCCESS! EARNED 100 XP

[ ♡ ] Oh.  My.  GOSH!  That        was so fun!  You are        so risky and        spontaneous,        boyfriend, and I love        that about you!         However, the date        has ended earlier than        I planned, and I have        extra time before I        need to be heading        home.  What would        you like to do, boyfriend?