im about to wax poetic on your stupid ass

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

doechii and megan could literally kill a man in broad daylight and i'd be on here defending them

shane hollander spends the whole of his life going “leopards are stalking me and they are going to eat me if they catch me” and everyone laughs it off and goes that’s not going to happen that’s crazy and then the leopards that have been stalking him do catch him and eat him and everyone’s response is not “we’re so sorry for not believing you about the leopards” its “well getting eaten by leopards wasn’t that bad, was it?”

*yaois your yuri*

*yuris your yaoi only to yaoi it again (transition)*

*yuris your yaoi but in a multigender way where its still yaoi but also yuri*