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BRING THE HAMMER DOWN!

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

check in time:

I see the vision

it's still really bad

Voting ended onJul 11

#If you desire it to be more understandable you could do smth like “Sharp claws as thick as bananas shot toward me.”

GOD DAMN IT!

pitchdarkedge

ostensible-adult

I hope this comes across as positive/complimentary: I'm reminded of the art teacher who is quoted somewhere on tumblr as saying approximately

I do not like this style. I will never like this style. ... My biggest criticism is that I merely dislike this [art project]. Make me hate it. Make me furious over how much fun you're having with this thing I hate.

You don't need that teacher's advice, though. You're already having so much fun that tumblr is furious.

Oh hey this is a tumblrbreaker

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writing-prompt-s

Magic wands are usually only given to young children with freshly awaken magical powers, to hone and focus their abilities. Despite the humiliation and harassment you face, there’s a very important reason you still use one at the age of 18.

#Who ever said it stopped being useful for strengthening magical ability?

sandandglass

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

lukcskywalkcrs

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

rinokami

This is the only eagle that deserves reblogging on the 4th

is anyone here good at “secrets” games on Roblox. I need help.

I’ve tried multiple ciphers. Nothing is working.

This is from “Tycoon Secrets.”

add 27 to each green number (Add 67-47, Add 67-60) then try an Ascii replacement

aren’t the numbers too big for ASCII?

What's the expected output for it? They are too big for ASCII, yeah.

is anyone here good at “secrets” games on Roblox. I need help.

I’ve tried multiple ciphers. Nothing is working.

This is from “Tycoon Secrets.”

#Harvesting the pride ripened during Pride Month

add 27 to each green number (Add 67-47, Add 67-60) then try an Ascii replacement

mlpoutofcontext

lohboh

Happy July 1st

mlpheritageposts

my little pony heritage post

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ristay

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

Follow me on Webtoons

ruby-white-rabbit

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

floralpopie

NO

greatmountainfloofsquatch

WELP

doctor-seamonster

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

anotherdayforchaosfay

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

magrowette

An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

It’s been too long since this was last on my fyp

ristay

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

Follow me on Webtoons

ruby-white-rabbit

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

floralpopie

NO

greatmountainfloofsquatch

WELP

doctor-seamonster

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

anotherdayforchaosfay

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

magrowette

An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

It’s been too long since this was last on my fyp

sylvyspritii

My notifications look so much more fun this way

eater-of-the-sand

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

Mutuals please stop putting this post on my dash

cananabananalist

not a chance

I can and will disable reblogs

2ws2ls

No you won't

LAST WARNING!!!!

star-mochi-art

Doing this out of malice :333

sylvyspritii

My notifications look so much more fun this way

eater-of-the-sand

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

Mutuals please stop putting this post on my dash

cananabananalist

not a chance

I can and will disable reblogs

2ws2ls

No you won't

LAST WARNING!!!!

star-mochi-art

Doing this out of malice :333

sylvyspritii

My notifications look so much more fun this way

eater-of-the-sand

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

Mutuals please stop putting this post on my dash

cananabananalist

not a chance

I can and will disable reblogs

2ws2ls

No you won't

LAST WARNING!!!!

star-mochi-art

Doing this out of malice :333

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