Jav

i spat out my tea

this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning

why else are you gay hoes going on Grindr for?? are y'all fucking dumb? it’s a hookup app. don’t go on there if you don’t want unsolicited sex advances

why do i hate this despite being bi

this reply gave me ringworm

Oh no I’m getting flashbacks

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

oh bitch, please delete this

i hate it when i accidentally pour cereal into my purse

omg her face “fucking christ not again”

bitch we’re barely the second week in...

“SWEETIE, DO YOU NEED YOUR BELLY MOOSHED? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED YOUR BELLY MOOSHED.”

That action is called “snurgling”. It helps stimulate milk production.

No it’s mooshed

Snurgling

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smh y'all fake fans forgetting when he had a brief thing with that beaver

i have never seen an ep of this show in my life but what the absolute entire complete FUCK is that balloon

his name is balloony