"how are you a communist and still be gojo's friend?" easy. we're not.

actually i do have plans this friday night. there's a new documentary coming out on national geographic at 8

the first years are taking gojo to kfc for his birthday. i'm sure everything will be fine

day #80 of having stolen gojo's credit card and he still hasn't noticed

well jokes on him because i don't have a soul. how are you going to use your idle transfiguration now, bitch.

stealing gojo's credit card to buy weed.

once again gojo turned up at my front door at ass o'clock on a wednesday completely unprompted. how many time do i have to tell him i only get paid to deal with his bullshit from 9 am-5 pm

you say he's misunderstood. well he listens to my chemical romance i say he needs to be put down

i don't think gojo is even making an effort to teach those kids anything. i'm almost 100% convinced maki doesn't even know basic multiplication

yaga tried to call me in to work on my day off, i asked him if i would get paid for it and he just said """it's an emergency""" well boo fucking hoo. if you won't pay me for my labour i'm going back to sleep

"we need to kill all non-sorcerers to fix society-" what we need is to unionize

corporations are not your friends–itadori, listen to me– we have to– no no listen to me– we must sieze the means of production in order to— *sigh* fine, we can get mcdonalds on our way back

are you a tits or ass guy? i'm a man of the people

i resent these allegations that gojo and i are in any sort of relationship. we're not dating. we're not even friends. "but you're always hanging out together" would you ask a person what sort of relationship they have with their tapeworm? exactly.

i've been smiling at my phone all morning and everyone is convinced i have a girlfriend now. they don't know there's a bread sale at the supermarket today

i support small businesses which is why all my clothes are strictly bought from local brands. the tie was a gift though