what's up

havnt posted in a few days too busy flying 9 thousand miles to the other side of the earth to shoot my boyfriend with a water gun and look at crocodiles with him 

Damn baby that iron defiencincy looks so sexy on you… hey wake up

I’m a bag of anxiety but also dense as fuck which is a great combo in social situations because when I screw up it plays off as sheer confidence

“Eating a sandwich,” I answer happily, to what seems to be a positive reception. I finish my lunch and leave the cafeteria. Halfway to class I realize that junior kid meant “what’s your major at this institute,” not “what brings you to the cafeteria” when he asked what I was doing here. He laughed at my dry humor, thinking my jape funny. Little does he know, I am but a witless fool. I will now stress binge an entire loaf of pretzel bread and sleep for twelve hours

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

My last two brain cells

LMAOOOO

@normal-horoscopes Moss time outfit!

MOSS MOSS MOSS MOSS MOSS MOSS MOSS MOSS

u know when u peel a mandarin to eat for urself and then someone u love is there and like without even asking u feed them every other piece from ur hand…..why is love so sweet and intimate