types of dudes on tinder in Adelaide:
the Winery wanker - the guy that’s decked out in Ralph Lauren in the Barossa wearing a floppy felt hat that looks very similar to that hat you bought from Cotton On for Groovin the Moo
the stoner sk8 boi - definitely loves weed and probably says the N word, probably has dreads despite being white as Mayo
the reddit user - the guy that loves memes and “"edgy”“ jokes but his fave show is actually adult swim
the dude holding a dead fish or toting a gun - probably mentioning something about his dick in his profile, probably will vote One Nation
the Deep Boy - usually holding a guitar because he’s super poetic and like, really loves John Lennon
the Rev head - only pics of his sick car, probably wears wide cut jeans still
the Scholar - studied law or finance and now thinks he should be CEO of NAB or some shit despite never working a day in his life, probably uses the phrase “devils advocate” far too often
the Party Boi - probably loves UniLad and doing pingas at HQ and goes to stereosonic every year without fail