(defunct lol)

this week’s polish, on the other hand, is some weird teal that I thought would look a lot better, hooray for disappointment

my life is this roller coaster that’s constantly yanking me between My Problems Are Way Less Valid Than Everyone Else’s and My Problems Are Much More Valid Than Everyone Else’s and honestly?? 2/10 would ride cocoa cruiser over this nonsense

this week’s nail color is alternating purples because when I tried doing a bunch of colors at once it looked horrific. that isn’t to say this doesn’t look horrific

pfin fun fact of the day: he is red-green colorblind

in an effort to connect with my conservative grandmother, I introduced her, jokingly, to the “gay cousin” rule... which backfired, as she took to it immediately as reassurance that I am not, in fact, the gay cousin

I was told in the same breath that my voice had both greatly improved and managed to be slightly flat on all of my lower notes... so thanks?

my nail polish this week is “hi maintenance”, a light pink color that has the charming effect of making me look like I have no nails

I made an insta account but I’m too much of a feelings coward to actually follow anyone I know so oopsie doodles here I am now