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Perfect. Just perfect~ <3 <3 <3

Happy 1 year anniversary to series 2 of Car Share!

Roses are red John’s covered in piss Who would think car sharing Could lead to such bliss

Roses are red Old Ted has died Turns out that dogging Means shagging outside

Roses are red Ray needs a bath Say Lady Diana But try not to laugh

Roses are red Dave Thompson’s a knob Blue-tooth car phones Could cost you your job

Roses are red Jealousy’s green Never put petrol In a diesel machine

Roses are red Heart lamps are too John you’re a star Pure and simple’s for you

Roses are red Bike guy’s a jerk Get back in the car Stop walking to work

Roses are red Smurfette’s on the piss This one is ruining Hagrid’s first kiss

Roses are red Safaris are great A hitchhiking monkey’s Third wheel on this date

Roses are red Kayleigh gets stuck John won’t say I love you It all goes to ****

Roses are red Violets are blue Let’s hope we see John’s daydream come true

- I hate you! - No, you don’t

BONUS:

And the both lived happily ever after…

And they both lived happily