+1 ironeye

THE FUCKING 2020s!? IS OUR BUDGET THAT SHIT!?

*sighs* anyways. Heres the list of complaints we've received after making that questionable decision...

.some keep trying to register "Rizzler" as a callsign (dont let them)

.they gave Wolf squadron.....a fursona?

.they keep harassing HOUND#067

(it keeps begging to be decommissioned can we take its muzzle off and let nature sort itself out?)

.keeps asking for "buzzballs" at the bar

.calls the combat stims "slurp juice" or "gas station dick pills?" (Can we please let the Hounds chase these ones down for enrichment?)

.....speaking of Hounds...oh gods where do we start. The ones who call themselves "puppygirls" are uncomfortably eager to join the program.. my hounds are scared of them.

And finally here's one from the communications dept... wtf does this even mean?

"if i hear "were so cooked chat" over comms one more time. Im letting the Sniper unit use you for target practice!"

Am I missing any? This is a selected collection. The full report is 37 pages long...

Anyways can we petition to cancel the cryogenics program?

Loud and Proud

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

idea from this tweet

we really, really should. 🚬

another piece for my noir series ;)