I am a poisoned candy bar, but emotionally i am perpetually miserable, I talk like a teenage girl trying to choose a prom dress, but express my energy in a methodical, calculating, and terrifying way. In love, i want a partner who is clearly a project. Before they get to know me, people perceive me as an adorable stage 5 clinger
I am Ebola, but emotionally I am sorry for existing. I talk like I’m never quite sure what’s happening, but I express my energy in a calculated and vindictive way. In love, I want a partner that understands that I’m numero uno. Before they get to know me, people perceive me as an adorable stage 5 clinger.














