being sentient fucking sucks

i really dont caree what college anyone went to. i dont give a shit....... You are going to hell

you can have random one sided beef with ANYONE! it’s so beautiful. and it doesn’t cost any money!!!!!!

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

you're pretty weird for a girl who tried to be normal her whole life