alea iacta est.

sprint races are literally evil except for when my guy does well then youre all so backwards because you hate innovation and fun

I wish people would stop saying “It’s July. Well done for wasting half a year.” Did you make someone smile in the past six months? Did you stroke a cat or throw a stick for a dog? Did you learn a new fact or teach someone a new joke? Did you laugh, cry, scream or sing in the past six months? Because if so, congratulations for not wasting your time at all.

Happy 10th birthday to this, my post of all time. Glad to have spent the last 10+ years wasting my time on tumblr with you all 💖

i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog