Colin Douglas Lloyd

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??????

Cons of chubby bf:

- none

Pros of skinny bf:

- fit in arms real nice

- your clothes are too big! adorable

Cons of skinny bf:

- none

Pros of muscled bf:

- probably works out and that’s hot

- can pick up! Stronk!

- bicep.

Cons of muscled bf:

- none

Pros of short bf:

- better angle for throat punching facists

- I can give piggyback rides

- can be picked up!

- very good at stealing clothes

Cons of short bf:

- none

Pros of a tall bf:

- can reach things!

- lean down for kisses

- curbstomp facists with ease

- good clothes to steal

Cons of tall bf:

- none

Pros of disabled bf:

- is own independent person

- often has very profound comments and/or a hilarious sense of humour but it’s ignored a lot

- unique lifestyle that works for him and he’s gonna live life to the fullest

- stronger than any damn marine

Cons of disabled bf:

- none

Pros of autistic bf:

- he stims when he’s happy

- tells you about his special interests

- super knowledgable about his favourite topics

Cons of autistic bf:

- none