colin

(Balance Brandon specifically)

“one time a guy begged me to officiate his in-game wedding and i didn’t want to so i kept saying no and stuff like “idek what i’d say” and he ended up sending me the entire thing that i’d have to say as officiant and i still didn’t do it”

confessed by violetofthesea

please become certificated in the church of mother wu to be able to officiate weddings

ive been sitting on this one for awhile… so back when i first made my wiz account, i made these two friends; ethan and garrett, they both hated each other and fought all the time but i had no idea why. then they both told me they liked me but i was literally just trying to get through zafaria fcvxcvsdfsdbvc -@mmorias

i just realized on my first ever edit for this account i watermarked it wrong. I hope mod cyrus doesnt fire me V.V 

anyways, mmoiras/jess you’ve been purified <3

“I remember going to a house party once and someone was being really inappropriate so I reported them. But for some reason wiz tells you if you get reported so they started a witch hunt for who reported them and I just idle spinned, infinitely, until they all left like 3 hours later while I was watching anxiously. very spooky” -confessed by anon

don’t worry anon, you have been p u r i f i e d :)

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