;force of nature

…Because it is?

Not really.

What’s with all the expletives, Joel? That’s unlike you.

Joel? I'm not Joel. Rhymes with Joel. Cole. 

I keep asking myself the same question

Seems like a lot of people are. Guessing you don't usually look like that?

Abby.

ABBY!

Woah there, you might wanna watch the ‘tude. If I remember correctly from school, that is one body you don’t want to be pissed in. Take a breath, think cooling thoughts.

It's hard to keep cool when you wake up in the wrong body. I'm good. Counting to ten. Not freaking out and ending up like a firework. 

Oh… You got Jake’s body…

Yep. I did. Who're you when you're not a redhead? 

Government agents. They protect all their weapons. I never get to go anywhere without at least two… I think that’s normal for everyone.

Why are you saying that like it's completely normal? 

Whelp, this has never happened to me before. So I know I’m sure I didn’t change into anyone in the last few hours, nor do I remember going to what I assume is their house… I’d say that something is quite wrong, or I drank too much. 

So.. You're not my brother then?

My mirrors were all stolen. Ever since, I’ve been on lockdown.

Riiiight. And the heavies outside are they protection from mirror bandits?

Never ever underestimate the strength of your friends and their powers… You might end up in their body. With their incredibly strong power that you don’t know how to control.

Tell me about it. I keep nearly setting things on fire.

Get out of my god damn body.

Do you think I want to be in your lame body? 

You’re in a body that’s mine or my brother’s. Do you set things on fire. Or do you talk to animals. It’s not that hard a concept.

Oh. Hold on. 

Do you set things on fire or talk to animals. For science.

What?

I regret to inform you that it’s— uh, Monday.

That's just my luck.

That’s easy. It’s…. Frionsuntuesday… never mind.

Easily my favourite day of the week. 

There seems to be a lot of that going around. Tell me, are there long periods of time where you can’t remember what you’re doing? Have you woken up with chicken feathers covering your clothes?

I can't in all honesty say that I have but if there's a story behind the chicken feather question, I wanna hear it.