Normal is abnormal

Guess who’s back…. Did you miss me?

Aw. You didn't even let me guess.

Oh god, my beautiful mane, don’t even go there. Your eyebrows, though, wow. Are you kidding me? I’m surrounded by Barbra Streisand, how’s that any better?

You really want to compare what our hair currently looks like my former look-a-like? I know, their like little triangles. I don't know, who's Barbra Streisand? 

I am Carolyn! You’re so smart.

Do I win a prize for guessing correctly? 

I’ll start the club once I’m not a plain looking white girl with no titties to speak of.

Sounds good. I'm sure I can come up with a few club name ideas by then.

Hair dye doesn’t take to my hair…but that’s beside the point. I’m finally pretty!

You were pretty before, I think. I'm not entirely sure who I'm talking too. You sound like Carolyn though.

Well, whoever’s body you stole, it’s not that bad. I’m TJ and I need a muzzle thing because I want to sing so badly and it’s annoying.

Oh hi Temperance! I like what you've done with your hair, it suits you. That's not so bad.  At least your not surrounded by a million bow ties. I think this guy might have a slight fetish. 

So, you’re a shifter. Lee?

In the flesh. Well, someone's anyways. And you would be...?

Okay… Body swap. This is okay. It’ll undo itself. Probably.

Or not, it's 50/50 really.

I’m here, I’m queer, I’m in the wrong apartment. This has rebel scum written all over it.

I feel like part of that would be a good club motto. 

Are you kidding me right now? I just grew like five inches; I’m a fucking giraffe.

What do you have against giraffes? You're not even 6'.

Most people would just dye their hair. 

I spend most of my time changing into other things and even I don't know.

You’re so sweet 

Thanks. I try not to make it too obvious, throws people off.

Oh embracing it I shall be

Atta-girl. You go curl up with a blanket and take a nap, for all who can't.

I never thought I would wish to be on an assignment. I’m so bored.

Go to a club, drink alcohol, play Donkey Kong; there are plenty of things to do other than staring at walls. 

Okay so I got a new couch, that reclines. I never want to move again

There you go. Don't fight the laziness, embrace it.