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“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

“that character is irredeemable” god i hope so. i hope they get worse

"she lets me hit 😏" she lets me lick her open wounds

one thing about me is I love brutalism. I love concrete. I love not living in a house with cardboard walls and I love looking at a building and thinking this imposing boy would survive a nuclear war

they use gene-splicing techniques to turn me into a thing twice as tired as everyone else

uh oh they’re approaching me with a needle and it says “DNA of worlds sleepiest cats”

u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

had an actual meal. not evil anymore

men are made to be shoved and grabbed and thrown around and pinned down. god told me that

just because its a bromance doesnt mean you cant kiss him with tongue. follow for more nontoxic masculinity or else

they should make a substance abuse that is good for you

whats a lil homoeroticism between friends?

i need him dorkier. i need him more insane. i need him insufferable. i need him full of righteous belligerence. i need him bloodier and sluttier and more deranged. i need him gayer. i need him bundled in no less than 4 microfleece blankets. i need a gallon of soup in him. i need him kissed softly. i need him punched in the face.