weren’t we the stars in heaven?

you cant smoke your weed and eat it too

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

dear lord, the women you put on this earth to play video games and sleep are being forced to integrate into society

i hate when things aren’t my business #whatisgoingon #dontleavemehanging #tellmesomethingplease

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.