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I AM BACK

but I remember nothing. If we’re mutuals, please remind me your name and any other social handles

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Also I got high and sat front row and took pictures because idek!!!

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that pippin revival like really happened huh

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Did it though?

Hi tumblr. I may not be around much anymore, but don't worry, I'm just as bad as I used to be

Making friends! (at Olivebridge, New York)

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Bye we're never coming back! (at Olivebridge, New York)

I'm cute

Hi it's been 84 years since I posted but here's a very strong beer and my new crush who looks exactly like Charlotte it's fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#Liz #my child #the head of NYMF it's fine!!!!!!!!!

hey tumblr! Sorry I disappeared but I’m too busy being broke and hating everything!

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Omg this WIND

Caught some zzzs in Central Park

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You: “Cate Blanchett is straight”

Me:

#c8

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my lord i had forgott the Fart

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how stone cold was queen liz tho guy’s been away for seven years & the first thing she does is bring up the fart

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This is from John Aubrey’s Brief Lives, basically a gossip mag from the 1600s. It’s great.

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thank you very much that sounds very interesting its been added to the list

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welp i farted, gotta roam the country side for seven years

guys I just contacted a realtor about viewing a house upstate lol I can’t exactly afford a house upstate, but w/e

#but it is super cheap and I could temp or something to make more money #and after some minor aesthetic improvements I could rent it on Airbnb every weekend and make back the mortgage payment #but like yikes anyone want to loan me 5 grand for a down payment?

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Sunset walk in the Bronx

I'm hungover as fuck but I managed to wake up looking pretty good? Also my dog is desperate for a walk

#me

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