Too Cool For School...that's why I went to uni

When someone reminds you exams start in a few weeks

Everyone at the end of 2016

Theresa May has voted consistently against gay and trans rights, she does not deserve to be prime minister...

Waking up and reading the news every day over the past week or so (post-Brexit)

Is the implication of you gun control post that you want to shoot people who disagree with you? because that's what it looks like. Very ironic that anti-gun people 10/10 times are the violent ones.

When you yell at your dog for doing something wrong, but then they look up at you with that guilty face

When you get into a gun control argument with an obnoxious gun-supporter, they’re like...

When you’re standing at a gig and you can’t see shit

When you realise your essay hasn’t answered the question, but you conclude anyway

When you’re tired but you have plans in the evening

When you think you can relax for summer, but then you realise you need to get a job

When you accidentally pour out-of-date milk on your cereal

When I have clean sheets

What I tell myself when pulling an all-nighter:

When I attempt to do exercise