The Tape Is Still Warm

Anyways this is just for my personal write my thoughts kinda thing because my friends tell me I need to get my creativity back, honestly imma try to do this frequently and I’ll probably make a tag for it. But anyways I’m probably gonna go in order of like the list on my screen so I thinkkkkkkkkk it’ll work out ok. (Maybe I’ll get back into drawing if I stay consistent enough on this small thing.)

Trapper:

I’d make you trapper mains a brown sugar milk tea I know simple but I’d add some oolong black tea to it, also simple but always a staple tapioca. Trapper mains know what they like I’m sure and they are honestly some of the more skilled players I feel like not mechanically because they’re so many killers out there that are inflated kit and all sort of other things out there, you stick to what you like and I respect that more than anything I feel like trapper is a sleeper pick. But anyways you trapper mains also get a bowl of mini chocolate chip cookies to go with your boba!

Cheers Trapper mains.

anyways I’m gonna catch up a little bit today so there might be a few of these back to back.

Wraith:

I’d make you wraith mains something that looks simple at first but has a little hidden depth because that feels correct for you guys. So I’m thinking a jasmine milk tea with brown sugar tapioca, maybe with a cheese foam on top because wraith mains are always giving “quiet until they are suddenly doing way too much.”

Like you guys are not always loud about being menaces, but the second that bell starts ringing I already know somebody is about to have an annoying match. I feel like wraith mains are either genuinely chill people who just like a simple killer, or you are the type to bodyblock somebody at the exit gate and act like it was casual. Also you get almond pocky with your drink because it feels quiet, simple, and a little suspicious.

Cheers Wraith mains enjoy!

Hillbilly:

I’d make hillbilly mains a strawberry milk tea with regular tapioca and maybe some honey drizzle because there is something very classic and country fair about it. Like this is the boba you get after being outside too long and deciding you deserve a little treat.

Hillbilly mains are honestly a dying breed and I mean that with respect. You guys either love suffering or you have been playing this game since the ancient texts were still wet. There is something kind of admirable about loading into modern DBD and choosing to play a killer who actually asks you to know what you’re doing instead of just pressing three buttons and becoming a war crime.

Like yes, sometimes you fly past me at 400 miles per hour and hit a tree (either way I’m crying because I know I’m about to get cooked because 1 I’m bad at playing survivor and 2 curvebilly is amazingly scary but like cool scary,). But sometimes you curve around a corner like you sold your soul to the chainsaw and suddenly I understand why people still fear you.

You get a slice of warm peach cobbler with your boba because I feel like hillbilly mains deserve something homemade.

Cheers Hillbilly mains.

Nurse:

I’d make nurse mains a lavender milk tea with crystal boba because I feel like you guys need something pretty, cold, and a little bit evil. Not super sweet either. Just enough sweetness to make it feel classy before someone realizes they are about to have a very bad time.

Nurse mains scare me because the killer herself already feels like she is barely attached to reality, and then the people who main her are either brand new and blinking directly into walls, or they are about to remove everyone’s will to live in under four minutes. There is almost no in-between. You are either lost in the sauce or you are the sauce.

I do think nurse mains have taste though. Not always mercy, but taste. You guys like precision. You like control. You like making survivors realize that running in a straight line, hiding behind a pallet, and praying are all equally useless.

You get a little lemon tea cake with your drink because it feels delicate but also like it would be served in a haunted hospital.

Cheers nurse mains!

Huntress:

I’d make huntress mains a matcha strawberry milk tea with tapioca because it feels earthy, sweet, and a little bit like someone who could throw an axe through my window and then hum about it. Huntress mains are such a specific type of player because some of you are genuinely just here for the lullaby and the vibes, (possibly I could be wrong, correct me if I am,) and some of you have memorized every tile on every map like you’re getting paid by the hatchet. You guys will miss three easy throws and then suddenly hit someone across the map through one crack in a wall and act like that was normal behavior. I respect it though. Huntress is one of those killers where when someone is good with her, everybody knows. Like there’s no hiding it. The whole lobby can feel when a huntress main has entered the building and brought the aim of a freaking god with her. You get a little honey butter biscuit with your boba because I feel like huntress mains deserve something warm and slightly forest-coded.

Cheers Huntress mains!

I’d make Michael Myers mains a blood orange black tea with lychee jelly and strawberry popping boba because it feels very Halloween-night slasher girlie. Like something you’d drink while wearing lip gloss, holding your keys between your fingers, and pretending you didn’t just see a grown man standing completely still across the street.

Shape mains are so funny because you guys really do pick one of the quietest killers in the game and somehow make the whole match feel like an actual horror movie again. No big flashy nonsense, no constant screaming, just that awful little feeling when you turn your camera and he’s already there.

I do not trust you people, but I respect the dedication to being unsettling.

I will never forget every match I was drinking myself and it was a meyers lobby ( if you were that one Michael main out there just know you made 21 year old me pee myself that night,) I don’t play survivor much anymore in fear of you Michael mains.

Also you get a little red velvet cake pop with your boba because it feels cute, dramatic, and vaguely like evidence.

Anyways this is just for my personal write my thoughts kinda thing because my friends tell me I need to get my creativity back, honestly imma try to do this frequently and I’ll probably make a tag for it. But anyways I’m probably gonna go in order of like the list on my screen so I thinkkkkkkkkk it’ll work out ok. (Maybe I’ll get back into drawing if I stay consistent enough on this small thing.)

Trapper:

I’d make you trapper mains a brown sugar milk tea I know simple but I’d add some oolong black tea to it, also simple but always a staple tapioca. Trapper mains know what they like I’m sure and they are honestly some of the more skilled players I feel like not mechanically because they’re so many killers out there that are inflated kit and all sort of other things out there, you stick to what you like and I respect that more than anything I feel like trapper is a sleeper pick. But anyways you trapper mains also get a bowl of mini chocolate chip cookies to go with your boba!

Cheers Trapper mains.

anyways I’m gonna catch up a little bit today so there might be a few of these back to back.

Wraith:

I’d make you wraith mains something that looks simple at first but has a little hidden depth because that feels correct for you guys. So I’m thinking a jasmine milk tea with brown sugar tapioca, maybe with a cheese foam on top because wraith mains are always giving “quiet until they are suddenly doing way too much.”

Like you guys are not always loud about being menaces, but the second that bell starts ringing I already know somebody is about to have an annoying match. I feel like wraith mains are either genuinely chill people who just like a simple killer, or you are the type to bodyblock somebody at the exit gate and act like it was casual. Also you get almond pocky with your drink because it feels quiet, simple, and a little suspicious.

Cheers Wraith mains enjoy!

Hillbilly:

I’d make hillbilly mains a strawberry milk tea with regular tapioca and maybe some honey drizzle because there is something very classic and country fair about it. Like this is the boba you get after being outside too long and deciding you deserve a little treat.

Hillbilly mains are honestly a dying breed and I mean that with respect. You guys either love suffering or you have been playing this game since the ancient texts were still wet. There is something kind of admirable about loading into modern DBD and choosing to play a killer who actually asks you to know what you’re doing instead of just pressing three buttons and becoming a war crime.

Like yes, sometimes you fly past me at 400 miles per hour and hit a tree (either way I’m crying because I know I’m about to get cooked because 1 I’m bad at playing survivor and 2 curvebilly is amazingly scary but like cool scary,). But sometimes you curve around a corner like you sold your soul to the chainsaw and suddenly I understand why people still fear you.

You get a slice of warm peach cobbler with your boba because I feel like hillbilly mains deserve something homemade.

Cheers Hillbilly mains.

Nurse:

I’d make nurse mains a lavender milk tea with crystal boba because I feel like you guys need something pretty, cold, and a little bit evil. Not super sweet either. Just enough sweetness to make it feel classy before someone realizes they are about to have a very bad time.

Nurse mains scare me because the killer herself already feels like she is barely attached to reality, and then the people who main her are either brand new and blinking directly into walls, or they are about to remove everyone’s will to live in under four minutes. There is almost no in-between. You are either lost in the sauce or you are the sauce.

I do think nurse mains have taste though. Not always mercy, but taste. You guys like precision. You like control. You like making survivors realize that running in a straight line, hiding behind a pallet, and praying are all equally useless.

You get a little lemon tea cake with your drink because it feels delicate but also like it would be served in a haunted hospital.

Cheers nurse mains!

Huntress:

I’d make huntress mains a matcha strawberry milk tea with tapioca because it feels earthy, sweet, and a little bit like someone who could throw an axe through my window and then hum about it. Huntress mains are such a specific type of player because some of you are genuinely just here for the lullaby and the vibes, (possibly I could be wrong, correct me if I am,) and some of you have memorized every tile on every map like you’re getting paid by the hatchet. You guys will miss three easy throws and then suddenly hit someone across the map through one crack in a wall and act like that was normal behavior. I respect it though. Huntress is one of those killers where when someone is good with her, everybody knows. Like there’s no hiding it. The whole lobby can feel when a huntress main has entered the building and brought the aim of a freaking god with her. You get a little honey butter biscuit with your boba because I feel like huntress mains deserve something warm and slightly forest-coded.

Cheers Huntress mains!