My Purple Coffee Dragon Cave

Exhibit A

6.4k | Mature | Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

Inspired by this post by @ilya-sweetheart, which I saw and immediately had to write.

Summary: Ilya Rozanov has photographic evidence that could destroy Shane Hollander's reputation. At least, that's what the internet thinks. Briefly.

Tags: Social Media, Humour, Established Relationship, Secret Relationship, Shane Hollander Is Bad at the Internet, Ilya Rozanov is a Little Shit, Texting, Post-cottage, Pre-Foundation Announcement, Tickling, Domestic Fluff

Crushed (2.4k) | Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov | Teen And Up | One-shot

Summary: Harris needs Shane Hollander to crush a watermelon with his thighs. For charity. OR "Is charity watermelon. Has rules."

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Inspired by this post by @lavenderprose — I read it, I cried laughing, and then I gave Harris a camera and got out of the way. It's for charity.

Outstanding (3.1k) | Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov | Mature | One-shot

Summary: There are questions you simply don't ask Ilya Rozanov on live television. Featuring: the Ottawa Centaurs group chat in full meltdown, the internet losing its collective mind, and Ilya Rozanov making a choice he does not regret.

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Inspired by this post by @darlingofdots — the premise was too perfect, and like Ilya, I simply could not leave it alone. I, too, have no regrets.

Exposure

20.1K | Explicit | Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

Summary: Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov agree to an exclusive photoshoot and interview with ICON magazine. Four setups. One boundary document. A rented house in Westboro Village, a photographer who stops directing halfway through, and an interviewer who asks the right questions.

Repeat After Me

This is the second fic in the Ya Tvoy series and it started because I needed to know what happened when Ilya decided to be educational about being in charge. The answer is: Shane (more or less) learns a few Russian words, has a very bad time, has a very good time, and says two words at the end that I will not be recovering from personally.

Summary: Helsinki. A free morning. Ilya thinks Shane’s Russian could use some work. It could.

Still

13k | Explicit | Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

This fic started as a scene and turned into 13k words of Shane Hollander trying to say one sentence in a bathtub. The working title was “Shane uses his words (badly)” and that’s still the most accurate summary I’ve got. Second fic in this fandom, potential series. I wrote two men watching Tom and Jerry before having incredibly emotional sex and I’ve never been more proud of anything. I am having a time.

Summary: Shane has a question he’s rehearsed six times and can’t get through once. Ilya has yes-or-no questions and a sponge and all the time in the world.