Serendipity

Annndddd there it is.

Sex is biology, like puberty. YOU NEED TO KNOW TF IF HAPPENING TO YOU SO YOU CAN HAVE THE OPTION TO BE RESPONSIBLE.

i hope your tired soul gets some rest for once

me, thinking about how deeply flawed the modern world is: this shit is bananas *deep sigh* b - a - n - a - n - a - s  :(

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

“Not in courtroom 502.” I was shook honestly

TRYYYYYYYYYY IT

“Oh, my mouth? Thank you, your mouth got you 93 days.” #whatsgood ☕ 🐸 ☕ 🐸

If this isn’t the story of my life smh

When people on Facebook share posts about how republicans can’t be racist because look at all the good things they supported in the 1700s and 1800s like they didn’t go to school and learn that the party platforms switched in 1912….

protect her

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

This is fucking hilarious

when a fucking dictionary comes for your misogyny