Shiny

This episode aired in the ‘90′s. This joke has aged like fine wine. Depressing, depressing wine.

It’s even funnier because O'Neil participated in Black Ops, THE Interfering in other people’s affairs and then pretending you didn’t.

you ever find a piece of clothing and feel like you just stumbled upon an essential bit of your character design

from what i've seen, a lot of conservative and centrist types (besides the politicians, they fucking suck) are actually 100% on board with reasonable environmental protection measures. but liberal politicians are just so fucking annoying and hypocritical about it, that everyone else gets put on the defensive.

My main thing is that I don’t trust the fuck government to enact any changes in a reasonable manner

they deserved more 

Absolute. Peak. Millennial. Humor.

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

its almost that special season of the year where we get to see our spotify wrapped and normal people get to say things like "omg isnt it kind of funny that i listened to one song on repeat 4479 times this year" and the most pretentious people ontumblr get to say things like "your joke about your spotify wrapped has shown me you have no sense of self and will die within the year"

I thought we all left Spotify? You saying people lied and chose convenience over their own morality?

getting preached to about morality by an incest fanfiction writer