āWe should go on a vacation.ā
āCan I borrow some money?ā
āSoā¦. my parents kicked me out. Can I crash at your place for a while?ā
āIām colorblind how am I supposed to know which is the right color?ā
āPlease donāt be madā¦.I couldnāt just leave him/her alone in the cold. ā
āLook how cute she/he is!ā
āI donāt want kids.ā
āWant to go to the mall with me?ā
āWanna share a milkshake?ā
āI told you not to eat so much.ā
āI donāt feel so good.ā
āBeing single sucks maybe we should just marry each other. ā
āI want to be alone.ā
āI promise I wonāt bring home another cat/dog.ā
āI donāt think theyāre good for you.ā
āIām just trying to help.ā
āDonāt make me fall in love with you.ā
āI donāt think weāre right for each other.ā
āStop judging me. I donāt care if this is my fifth carton of ice cream.ā
āSomething smells burnt.ā
āDid you get another fight?ā
āLet me take care of you.ā
āI want to punch you in the face.ā
āI want to spend my life with you.ā
āThat tastes delicious!ā
āI think I just got dumped?ā
āI canāt wait to leave this stupid job.ā
āI know Iām an adult but that doesnāt mean I canāt have cute things.ā
āDo you still have a stuffed animal collection?ā
āHey! Donāt touch that!ā
āLook! Itās uhm⦠some kind of bird⦠you like birds right?ā
āWe should throw a party.ā
āWow that party sucked.ā
āYou canāt marry someone you just met.ā
āSomeone broke into my house/apartment.ā
āCan I pet your dog, please?ā
āI got you a present.ā
āIām sorryā¦I may have broken somethingā¦.ā
āPlease donāt be mad.ā
āI donāt want to live without you.ā
āWe should play a game together.ā
āCan you explain to me why I caught you kissing my boyfriend/girlfriend?ā
āDoes this look okay?ā
āYou have something on your face.ā
āI swear you act like a child.ā
āWhy am I with you again?ā
āYouāre going to get hurt.ā
āCan I sleep in your bed tonight?ā
āAre you still afraid of the dark?ā
āYou asshole, you beat my high score!ā
āYouāre so full of yourself.ā
āDo you want to go out to dinner?ā
āWould you like to go out sometime?ā
āIād like to ask if youād like to be my boyfriend/girlfriend.ā
āAre you done with that?ā
āNo time to explain. We need to get married now.ā
āIām in a lot of trouble.ā
āI have to move away. My dad/mom got a new job.ā
āWe should buy a house together.ā
āOh my god what did I just walk into.ā
āI have to be anywhere else but here.ā
āOh would you like the timeā¦ā
āDonāt burn down the house, please.ā
āCan we just not fight today, please. I donāt have the energy.ā
āMaybe we should break up.ā
āDo you even love me?ā
āWhat are you watching?ā
āYouāre into that kind of stuff?ā
āOh my god are you okay?!ā
āI think we have a first aid kit around here somewhere.
āItās so hot, Iām dying!ā
āIām going to freeze to death! Do you really have to have the house this cold?ā
āDo you think he/she will like it?ā
āI want to do something for myself.ā
āYouāre constantly changing your plans.ā
āI donāt feel like you want me here.ā
āYouāre lateā¦again.ā
āI wish everyday was like this.ā
āThat waiter/waitress is really cute!ā
āAre you looking at their butt?ā
āPlease stop me from impulse buying an eight pound bag of sprinkles.ā
āI donāt have a problem.ā
āWhy are you wearing makeup? ā
āYou look breathtaking.ā
āI swear you get cuter and cuter every single day!ā
āCan I have my stuff back?ā
āWhy did we ever breakup?ā
āDid we make a mistake?ā
āCan we go to Disney Land/Disney World?ā
āWell donāt you look like a ray of sunshine.ā
āIām not a morning person.ā
āThatās you fifth cup of coffee and it isnāt even noon yet.ā
āI canāt have kids.ā
āWill you shut up for a second?!ā
āMy ex just asked me to marry them?ā
āWhy are you still hung up over your ex?ā
āWow that person looks just like you!ā
āCan you send me pictures of your cat/dog?ā
āIām a simple man/women. I like naps, cute animals, and running from my problems just like everyone else.ā
āWill you just ask me out already?ā
āI swear youāre always on your phone.ā
āWe need to talk. Youāre addiction to candy crush is affecting our friendship/relationship.ā
āI just want you to listen to me.ā
āIs that lipstick on your collar?ā
āI think your crystal collection is getting a little out of control.ā
āDonāt you think these dolls are creepy?ā
āI think our place is haunted.ā
āWe need to move now.ā
āIām not going back there!ā
āIāve never done anything bad in my entire life. I took four sugar packets one time and I felt so bad that I brought them back.ā
āYouāre such a good personā¦its annoying.ā
āYou know you could just not be an asshole.ā
āYouāre behind on rent again.ā
āMmm that cake smells wonderful.ā
āHave I ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?ā
āThis is so embarrassing⦠I just want to die.ā
āWeāre breaking everything they gave you and going shopping.ā
āYou really need to stop wearing that ring.ā
āItās time to move on.ā
āI told you they were no good!ā
āI wish you would just leave them already. ā
āDo you want to stay at my place for a while?ā
āWhy is there someone sleeping in your tub?ā
āDid we get married?ā
āI never want to touch a bottle of alcohol again.ā
āIām sorry for the things I said when I was drunk.ā
āThatās way too much sugar! Are you trying to kill me?ā
āWhy are you crying?ā
āHave you really just been looking at pictures of cats/dogs all day?ā
āStop sending me memes!ā
āI want to marry Godzilla and thereās nothing you can do to stop me.ā
āArenāt you lactose intolerant?ā
āAre you sure you should be eating that?ā
āMy head is killing me.ā
āAre you really doing another DIY project? The last one nearly burned down our house/apartment.ā
āYouāre being too loud. Itās scaring the dog/cat.ā
āCan you help me give her/him a bath?ā
āRemind me why we thought this was a good idea?ā
āYou keep hogging all the blankets.ā
āIām getting a cat/dog.ā
āI have to go to the hospital?ā
āWhy didnāt you tell me you were so sick?!ā
āStop trying to flirt with the cashier.ā
āThe barista just gave me his/her number.ā
āCan we just pretend this never happened?ā
āI canāt believe you did this behind my back!ā
āI told you not to take them back.ā
āIām not going to be here for you when they break your heart again.ā
āI think my bank account just laughed at me.āĀ
āWhy is everything in the kitchen pink?āĀ
āDid you redecorate while I was gone?āĀ
āHow long have I been out?āĀ
āWhy are their paw prints all over the place?āĀ