The Simpsons Sentence Starters (1/?)
- a mix of fluff, humor, dramatic, & just plain random sentences. some are edited for convenience. contains some profanity, slurs and homophobia.
“Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.”
“Don’t make me run. I’m full of chocolate.”
“You’re a monster- that’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard anyone do to anybody!”
“LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!”
“I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.”
“Out of my way, jerkass!”
“My demons and I are closer than ever.”
“Just take the whole leg.”
“Did you ever see that Blue Man Group? It’s just a ripoff of the Smurfs- and they all suck.”
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”
“If I don’t have you to look up to, then I don’t have anyone.”
“You don’t win friends with salad.”
“This is where I come to cry.”
“You kissed a girl?! That is so gay!”
“Now, to all my friends I say…get the hell out of my yard!”
“I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.”
“I don’t think ‘Leviticus’ is a swear.“
“Some philosophers believe no one is born with a soul: you have to earn one through suffering.”
“I’m not just self-aware, I’m self-conscious!”
“What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.”
“This prank is my ‘Sergeant Peppers’.”
“NOBODY BREATHE MY AIR! GET YOUR OWN!”
‘Sleep! That’s where I’m a viking!”
“That’s cool! Or is it lame…? I’m gonna go with ‘lame’. You’re lame.”
“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: democracy simply doesn’t work.”
“Do you know what a ‘boob’ is?”
“I’m cold and hungry and there are wolves after me.”
“Good news! I’ve learned to walk naked on stilts.”
“This experience has taught me just how precious you are.”
“Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring - no one listens to you.”
“I don’t need your sycophantic laughter.”
“Well, it’s better they hear it from me now than from their parents when they’re old enough.”
“The only thing sweeter than you is these stolen cookies.”
“That’s what you get for being luminous, jerk!”
“You’re my real dream - and I get to live you every day.”
“For once, maybe someone will call me ‘sir/ma’am’ without adding ‘you’re making a scene’.”
“The metric system is the tool of the devil.
“What kind of madman would do that?”
“I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was, and now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’. And what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me.”
“I believe you’ve gone mad with power.”
“I knew I was an adult the day the judge said ‘we’re trying you as an adult’.”
“God is my favorite fictional character.”
“All the good graves are taken.”
“When you left me, I was devastated.”
“Is there a word in ____ for ‘loneliness’’?”
“Look at that country there! U-R-GAY.”
“Sweet liquor eases the pain.”
“This just gets worse and worse.”
“I’m starting to let down my guard.”
“Can I use it? …I’m taking it anyway.”
“I just made the bathroom floor smell like lemons- where’s the award for that?”
“They warned me Satan would be attractive.”
“What was that?! That was crap!”
“It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.”
“Family, religion, friendship; these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.”
“Let’s not get into who smells like what.”
“S/He’s still your mother/father.”
“I’m praying to Jesus, Buddha, Spongebob- there’s no time to be picky!”
“I can send people to your house…bad people.”
“You take forever to say nothing.”
“When I left you, it was because I thought I could make the world a better place. But maybe all I did was make my own world worse.”
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