part of the problem is assuming sam OR bucky is the straightman in their relationship as if they don't ping pong the role back and forth whenever the other has a bit they've decided to commit to. mr sorcerer is a wizard without a hat and mr. can i walk you through a hypothetical have been mind melding perfectly to discover the exact right words to rile each other up while pretending to be indifferent since nearly a decade before they started scissoring in prison therapy okay. call it a part of their love language. everyone in their lives has had at least one instance of having to excuse themselves bc sam and bucky are all too happy to competitively out-weird each other with an audience. you think you finally have their dynamic down as insane homoerotic coworkers that just need to admit their love and bang, only to find out they've actually been married for years, or you think they're like 5 years deep into their relationship when they havent even kissed yet. and despite contradicting, pretty much every assumption in that department is incredibly plausable because they're so Like That about each other

just saw someone say ‘hes not babygirl hes daddy’ and listen *reaches through my screen and shakes u lightly by the shoulders* Listen to Me a Real👏 Man 👏can do Both👏