𓌜 #1 COEN FAN ༒︎

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

I would look so good if i was pregnate

Sighh

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

brencis enters ambrus's chambers, looking forward to finally meeting his newborn grandchild, only to be greeted by the sight of coen and ambrus beaming with joy, whilst ambrus - still weary from labor - cradles an incomprehensible, hideous lump of pulsating, wet flesh that does not cry as any normal infant, but screeches and wails like nothing ever seen before. the creature burps blood (orifice unknown) and the proud new parents giggle at their little one with delight. they behave perfectly normal, and ambrus smiles blissfully, "look, father, he's glad to see you." brencis lowers his gaze and can't make out where the face of this larvae-like thing is. he breaks out in cold sweat for the first time in nearly two thousand years. "wave to your grandpa," coen says fondly, but the baby doesn't have any arms. brencis thinks he's ended up in the truman show

yes, ambrus gave birth to the Antichrist, the Devourer of Worlds. his name is alexander dragomir burrienus laurentius, the first of his kind, but his loving parents just call him sasha :3 as he scuttles around and drains the entire staff of greifberg castle