*holds a baby carrot like a cigarette* I’m just….. over it, you know?

#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)

this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen

My cousins did this 😂

blue means its got a dick

I do this whenever my friends get new hair too

but I need this hair

diamond dynasty virgin hair

Ctfu

“Girl she thirty-two inches”

This dude savage af

Bernie!!!

He said “Google me bitch”

Lmao

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

Yes

I feel attacked 

these are getting too specific for my comfort

no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice