☔️⚰️Itzay❄️💀

Got tagged by @lizwuzthere

Soooo im gonna try and restrict myself to fandoms that have actively given me brainrot

The funniest thing is that these are all either Lead Girls or Edgy Boys I have two types for favorite character it seems

Tagging: @twinklecupcake @unseelie-robynx @starsfic @skellebonez @sibillascribbles08 @shepherd-to-the-stars

I have so many more characters but I can’t chose all of them lol

Got tagged by @lizwuzthere

Soooo im gonna try and restrict myself to fandoms that have actively given me brainrot

The funniest thing is that these are all either Lead Girls or Edgy Boys I have two types for favorite character it seems

Tagging: @twinklecupcake @unseelie-robynx @starsfic @skellebonez @sibillascribbles08 @shepherd-to-the-stars

I have so many more characters but I can’t chose all of them lol

Got tagged by @lizwuzthere

Soooo im gonna try and restrict myself to fandoms that have actively given me brainrot

The funniest thing is that these are all either Lead Girls or Edgy Boys I have two types for favorite character it seems

Tagging: @twinklecupcake @unseelie-robynx @starsfic @skellebonez @sibillascribbles08 @shepherd-to-the-stars

I have so many more characters but I can’t chose all of them lol

Alvaro: *Walks into Ari's room* Ari! You here?!

[The room is empty]

Alvaro: Huh. Must be out somewhere.

Alvaro looks around a bit. Then he notices a picture.

Alvaro: Whats this?

(Jacob exorcist uniform. Made in picrew)

Alvaro:.............

Jacob: *Comes into the room* Oh hey Alvaro. What are you........No......Alvaro......I-I can explain...

Alvaro: You fucking traitor!

(Alvaro attacks Jacob)

Alvaro: *Stabs Jacob in the stomach and punches him*

Jacob: *Manges to throw Alvaro and punches him*

Hella:AZALEA!!!ALVARO HAS GONE MAD!!!

Another family drama.

The only thing missing is popcorn.

What for? We won't taste it anyway. Just enjoying the spectacle.

Safar: *Watching everything while eating popcorn* This is melo drama...

At the hotel:

HELLA! DO SOMETHING! HE'S GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!

Hella: Itzay! I need some help over here!!!

Azalea: ALVARO STOP THIS MADNESS!!!

Alvaro: *Throws him to the ground and pins him down*

Jacob: *In pure distress. Panicky hyperventilating*

Alvaro: WHAT HAPPENED?! ASK HIM!!! HE'S BEEN KEEPING HIS LITTLE SECRET FROM US!!!!

Azalea: What the hell are you talking about?!

*Jacob claws on his chest, exposing scars on his chest*

@death-angel-01

Those long speeches again. Why don't they just rip each other apart?

[The whole room stays silent. Jacob vision starts to blur as memories start flooding back to him. He starts to hyperventilate as tears of blood start to stream down his face]

@code-cyan-star

Hmmmmm...

:)

;)

[suddenly, a vase of flowers broke in the room where everyone was standing]

Is that all?

Do you want the ceiling to suddenly fall on them?

Hella:......

Azalea:......

Alvaro: MOTHERFUCKERS?!!!!! DID YOU JUST MOCK ME?!?!?!?!!!!!

Okay that was the most randomness thing I've ever seen from the reaper's....

Alvaro: BITCH! CAN WE PLEASE FOCUS ON THE FUCKING SUBJECT?!?

Mod: That is the most funniest thing I've ever read!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hella: OKAY!! That's it! You are going to be in this room. (Opens a door into a random room) And stay there for... I don't know how may minutes!!!!

(Throws Alvaro into a room and closes the door)

@code-cyan-star

Alvaro: *Walks into Ari's room* Ari! You here?!

[The room is empty]

Alvaro: Huh. Must be out somewhere.

Alvaro looks around a bit. Then he notices a picture.

Alvaro: Whats this?

(Jacob exorcist uniform. Made in picrew)

Alvaro:.............

Jacob: *Comes into the room* Oh hey Alvaro. What are you........No......Alvaro......I-I can explain...

Alvaro: You fucking traitor!

(Alvaro attacks Jacob)

Alvaro: *Stabs Jacob in the stomach and punches him*

Jacob: *Manges to throw Alvaro and punches him*

Hella:AZALEA!!!ALVARO HAS GONE MAD!!!

Another family drama.

The only thing missing is popcorn.

What for? We won't taste it anyway. Just enjoying the spectacle.

Safar: *Watching everything while eating popcorn* This is melo drama...

At the hotel:

HELLA! DO SOMETHING! HE'S GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!

Hella: Itzay! I need some help over here!!!

Azalea: ALVARO STOP THIS MADNESS!!!

Alvaro: *Throws him to the ground and pins him down*

Jacob: *In pure distress. Panicky hyperventilating*

Alvaro: *Walks into Ari's room* Ari! You here?!

[The room is empty]

Alvaro: Huh. Must be out somewhere.

Alvaro looks around a bit. Then he notices a picture.

Alvaro: Whats this?

(Jacob exorcist uniform. Made in picrew)

Alvaro:.............

Jacob: *Comes into the room* Oh hey Alvaro. What are you........No......Alvaro......I-I can explain...

Alvaro: You fucking traitor!

(Alvaro attacks Jacob)

Azalea: I WAS SLEEPING!

Hella: AND I WAS WAS WATCHING MY GIRLFRIEND SLEEP!

Aria: What the fuck is going on?

Hella: *Faints after hearing it*

Alvaro: *Violently vibrating*

Azalea: Oh....my....gods.......

Aria: Here we go again.

Azalea: I WAS SLEEPING!

Hella: AND I WAS WAS WATCHING MY GIRLFRIEND SLEEP!

Aria: What the fuck is going on?

Azalea: I WAS SLEEPING!

Hella: AND I WAS WAS WATCHING MY GIRLFRIEND SLEEP!

Aria: What the fuck is going on?

Azalea: I WAS SLEEPING!

Hella: AND I WAS WAS WATCHING MY GIRLFRIEND SLEEP!

Aria: What the fuck is going on?

Here's mine!

Silly

Ayy I got you

I barley have friends to tag so I'll tag whoever wants to do this trend🥹

@xdeerxhealerx @animeweebart @fxntimxmusex @xxcolorfulmusesxx @askdivinecommission @f33ls @antioceas @pcrplevenom @bxrdofprxy @papas-crummy-rpblog @jumboupmuses @patetpluvia @pinklocksoflove

1. What’s the funniest thing you’ve been caught muttering to yourself?

"You don't need a daughter, stole-ass, and I don't need a gun" - Me thinking about Helluva Boss and also Bryce- (I thought of this recently and fucking loved it- God my mind is weird) also the occasional roasting of a random person

2. Would you rather always walk backward or talk backward?

I've walked backwards before. It takes practice but it can actually be pretty fun. I like talking normally, thank you. I'll fall down the stairs I don't care :D

3. If you were a pizza topping what would you be?

Mf this is so corny but I would fr be pepperoni or extra sauce (YES THAT IS A TOPPING IN MY OPINION AND IF I WERE EITHER I'D EAT MYSELF)

4. If you were a kitchen appliance, what would you be and why?

I was gonna say a knife so I could stab misogynistic people but I'll leave it at that...

5. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever Googled?

"If a girl dates a girl and her twin brother dates the other girls brother...doesn't that make them all siblings?"

"Aren't the bride and the groom siblings since they have the same parents?"

"If aliens exist why don't they massacre us all"

"am I think or is the other me thinking and if that true can I control my own actions or is other me doing it or is my brain doing it and secretly mind washing me and the other me at the same time?"

6. If you could swap lives with a celebrity for a day, who would it be, and what would you do?

Brandon Rogers :3 And i'd watch season 3 and four of helluva boss and then dress up as Bryce and go out in public tripping people :3

7. What’s the most useless thing you know how to do?

Uh....I was gonna say write in cursive. But I know some really cool pencil tricks- *door sound* WAIT COME BACK IM NOT NEURODIVERGENT I SWEEEEEEA-

8. Would you rather burp glitter or fart confetti?

......Why do you wanna know?

9. If you had to marry a cartoon character, who would it be?

I'd marry spongebob so I have all those holes to myself. Also if we're talking adult cartoons? Easy: Lucifer

Blitz

Fizzie (sorry Oz)

The old version of the Onceler

Grinch :3

10. What’s the oddest combination of food you secretly love?

Chips and cheeseburgers (except they are doritos and I put them in the cheeseburgers)

11. Is pizza just an open-faced sandwich?

No it's circular you dumbass. sandwiches are buns. Pizza is life. Get your definitions straight.

12. What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

I'm not gonna mention all the details but basically I was terrified of my mom's doll when I was younger cause I thought it was haunted and I had a dream where it tried to kill me (way too many realistic bloody family members for a 7 year old)

13. What is your favorite song by your least favorite artists?

I'm not a swiftie (Don't get me wrong she's a very kind person but I am not overly obsessed with her music) but I do like "Don't Blame Me." old gacha vibes frr.

14. If you were a ghost, who would you haunt and why?

I'd haunt anyone who I knew was going to be doing bad things to other innocent people because I've been through that before and I want to help people if I become a ghost. I'll be a bit sassy but i'll protect the good ones and the gays

15. If you had to live in one TV show forever, which one would it be?

Henry Danger sounds fun :3

16. Would you rather have a tail or a third eye?

A third eye cuz I'm very spiritual and I wanna connect with the deeper parts of myself. A tail would be cool but I wanna see what is out there

17. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button for your life?

I don't wanna rewind because what happened to me got me where I am today. And I wouldn't change that no matter what.

18. If you were a flavor, which one would you be?

Vanilla ^^ I'm sweet but iconic ;3

19. What’s the most random thing in your wallet or handbag right now?

bro I'm a minor I don't have a wallet but I have a permit to be sassy :3

20. Do you put salt on your cantaloupe?

Bro I've never eaten cantaloupe wtf is that

21. Has anything weird or unexplained happened to you?

One time at a sleepover with my ex (we were dating at the time) I lost one of my earrings, and three weeks later we broke up. losing or breaking jewelry is a sign of you should let something go or a massive shift in your relationship. So basically something was screaming at me 'it's not going to last long'. Also my friend once told me she was walking to her house after school and she felt something push her back, so she waited...and suddenly a speeding car dashed out of the driveway she was about to walk past, completely SILENT. Something pushed her. There was no wind that day. She would've died if she kept walking

22. What’s the most ridiculous conspiracy theory you kind of believe?

Bigfoot is real and there are multiple of them and they hit trees and make loud noises- Makes since to me and I prefer to call them sasquatches. Also skin walkers are definetly real as well

23. Would you rather hiccup nonstop or sneeze nonstop for a day?

sneeze. I need to fucking eat-

24. If you could only communicate using one meme, which one would it be?

any cat meme :D.

25. Try funny questions to ask about being a vegetable, like what vegetable would you be and why?

Not a vegetable, but a banana. I can do the splits

26. What kind of stuffed animal did you have when you were little?

Had a fucking build a bear one...I loved her to death she smelled like lavender. I think her name was Lily??

27. What’s your most irrational fear?

Does anyone else hate dark bathroom mirrors lol

28. If I were to summon you using black magic, what five items would I need at each corner of the pentagram?

a Bryce Tankthrust smut fanfic (no typing errors, include bobby, make sure the reading includes my name instead of y/n- keeps my attention)

a can of soda

Mr. Big :3

Lgbt rings

and a gigantic dick shaped chicken nugget

29. How often do you doodle?

too much for an isane person honestly

30. What would your last words be if this was your last day on earth?

"I would like to thank all the lovely people that got me here today. My self hatred, my depression, and my 3rd grade health teacher. Go fuck yourselves in hell, bitch."

31. If animals could talk, which one do you think would be the rudest?

Dolphins because the swear sound is always covered with that in spongebob. Also penguins (....Watch the helluva boss shorts)

32. If you could only eat one color of food for the rest of your life, what color would it be?

Bro food coloring exists. taste the damn rainbow.

33. If you could be any inanimate object for a day, what would it be?

A chair so I could scare the shit out of people by kicking them with one of my four legs and also specifically a classroom chair so whenever a chair is left empty I could just fucking run out of the classroom screaming: FREEDOMMMM

34. Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or 20 minutes early?

Mom always said being 30 minutes early is better than being 45 hours late.

35. What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever seen someone do in public?

When I was 10 some 4 year old ran past me screaming 'fuck' like he had just lost a poker game that would have changed his life.

36. If you could swap voices with any celebrity, who would it be?

Markiplier's voice is so soothing tho...

37. Funny questions to ask about their guilty pleasure song?

What rhytmical proccesing stream do you constantly bang your ear drums to

38. If you could rename yourself, what ridiculous name would you pick?

bitch_ur_hot so someone would call me in class and I would say: I know

39. Would you rather have fingers for toes or toes for fingers?

fingers for toes so I could write with my toes and brag about it

40. If you could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, what would you win gold in?

....Drinking soda honestly :D.

41. What’s the most awkward situation you’ve ever been in?

One of my neighbors was walking in front of me and two others were behind me at a distance, and one of them waved so I waved back and then I realized he was waving at her.....I never walked to the bus stop again

42. If you were a kitchen utensil, what would you be?

Once again, knife....I wanna feel those juices all over me hehehe ;)

43. What’s the most unnecessary thing you’ve ever bought?

More notebooks cuz I already have 42 unfinished

44. If you had to choose one item to bring to a deserted island, what would it be?

my computer with full bars of wifi that never died

45. What’s something you’ve done that you’re convinced no one else has?

had a really exciting fantasy of mine and then ran around the playground for half of elementary recess while other kids stared at me concerned

46. If animals had jobs, what would your pet’s job be?

He'd be a Mafia boss. His targets would be fucking everyone who messes with me. First starting with his grandma

47. If you could replace all water with one liquid, what would it be?

apple juice :3

48. What’s the strangest thing you’ve seen someone do in public?

Some old guy was riding a bike on the highway

49. If you could invent a new holiday, what awkward tradition would it include?

saying I am gay 69 times (even if you are straight) while clicking your feet and then kissing the same gender, and then the baby is born :3

50. Would you rather be able to teleport or read minds?

Read minds so i'll know if I'm getting murdered or lied to :3

51. What’s the funniest Wi-Fi name you’ve ever seen?

"My balls are itchy"

52. If you were in charge of naming planets, what would you name Earth?

bisexual green goblin

53. Would you rather give up all items with dairy or gluten?

Gluten. Love my dairy shit

54. If you could bring one extinct animal back to life, what would it be?

Wooly mammoth :3 (Also my happiness)

55. What’s the worst haircut you’ve ever had?

I cut my hair when I was younger without telling my mom and it was all spiky for weeks.

56. Would you rather always have to whisper or always have to shout?

shouting sounds fun :3

57. Funny questions to ask about what their most useless fact is?

We know you are already full of shit, but is your memory the same?

58. If you could be any inanimate object, what would you be and why?

a water dispenser so I could start a massive flood in the houses of my enemies and they could never blame me >:)

59. If you were a weather condition, what would you be?

"Gloomy with a thunder of horniness"

2. I would want to always walk backwards.

3. If I was considered as a pizza topping, then I would be freshly cut mozzarella cheese.

4. If I were a kitchen appliance, I'd be a very sharp steak knife, so I can slice my opponents into fine bits.

5. Weirdest thing I searched up was how to change chat colors on Discord.

6. If I could swap lives with a celebrity, it would be Olivia Olson, and what we would do is sing our favorite songs from our favorite shows, then eat Chinese takeout while rewatching her episodes of Phineas and Ferb and Adventure Time.

7. Probably re-enacting iconic scenes from TV shows and movies in Spanish.

8. IDK and IDC.

9. If it's children's cartoon, then WALL-E from WALL-E. Now, for adult animation, I'd say Terry, Verosika, Velvette, and Blitz.

10. Queso Fresco with beans.

11. OK, someone must be really dumb to be asking this question, NGL.

12. The weirdest dream I had was seeing all of my ex-friends being sent to their own graves and ending in Hell.

13. My least favorite song would be "Reunited," by Peaches and Herb

14. If I were a ghost, then I'd haunt all of my ex-best friends. Because they'd always ask me questions about my relationship status with people along with my sexuality.

15. If I had to live in 1 TV show, then I'd choose the Hazbin Hotel because I would get to support Charlie's dream that a sinner in Hell can be redeemed and sent up into Heaven.

16. I'd say a tail cause I'd would want to move around on the treetops with a prehensile tail.

17. I'd have a pause button for the rest of my life, for it can give me time to think about my choices of what I'm about to do.

18. I would say Mint Chocolate Chip because I can be both bold and wise from time to time.

19. I'd say crumpled movie tickets and straw wrappers.

20. No, and even if I tried that, it would gross.

21. During my 10th or 11th birthday, I was wearing a white astronaut costume. However, I didn't realize I was now starting puberty for the very 1st time.