house of mineta

Lute and Lucifer are both dating Adam (who is either a fallen angel or sinner take your pick)

And they are SO jealous of eachother, Adam is absolutely covered in bites, bruises and scratches, plus his dick and ass are both SO SO sore

They also try to outdo eachother in front of Adam constantly, resulting in wounded residents, broken stuff in the hotel, etc.

Everyone has finally had enough, Adam does try attempt to solve it in a neutral diplomatic manner, but he gets real sick of it so he handcuffs them together

(And they're like, magical handcuffs that don't come off until the end of the day or whatever)

And they make them spend the day together, probably at LuLu World

And if Lu is the dad, then Adam is the mom

(I just wanted to give him Adams haircolor to see how it looked & he looks SO much like his dad)