okay so

fuck a comfort tv show, what’s ur comfort video game playthrough

Reblog if you're grateful for your internet friends

Pst pst pst, come cuddle.

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

they say when you snooze you lose but i say when you take a nappy you are happy

cumming together is a binding spell and I won’t elaborate further

hate this site

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

i am, im sitting next to you right now