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There’s this book series I’ve listened to called “Tales of Verania” by TJ Klune. It’s the story of a wizard who falls in love with a knight and how their love triumphs. It’s very sappy, quite tropey, and more vulgar than a drag show hosted by Jon Waters and Vivienne Modrano. But it has a lot of heart, the characters are fun, and the romance is both endearing and steamy.

Warning: These books are not gonna be everyone’s cup of tea. The main character is half Romani and his mother and their people are referred to as the slur for Romani for the first 4 books. Though, in the fifth book Klune addresses it, implying it was done out of ignorance and not malice. Doesn’t make it right, but just wanted to throw that out there. Also the dirty jokes and sex scenes are GRAPHIC. If you don’t like graphic humor or very descriptive gay sex scenes, this is not the story for you. And that’s okay.

"The Magic That Binds Us" 2023 - Joe Eason

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And so concludes Scrunggly’s Smutstravaganza. I may still have some of your requests show up, it’s just going to be less frequent posting. A smut a day is actually just wickedly ambitious, even for me. Both men in one of their very tight grips is it for me, so I had to finish off with this piece.

There was not a small number of requests for top Hans, which I am happy to oblige as I think both men to be vers. I took creative liberty because I just flat out didn’t wanna draw any dicks in this so use your imagination or something—I dunno I just work here.

Next up is kind of a big piece I think, comic style probably. But most of these Smutstravaganza pieces are going to be primarily B&W with minimal rendering.

"Then they sat down upon a couch. [...] When Galehaut heard this, he knew precisely why it was being done, and he gave a sigh of anguish from his heart. Then he said to Lancelot, 'My dear companion, we have reached the point where I will lose you [...]. And what shall I do, who have completely devoted my heart and soul to you?' 'Truly, my lord,' said Lancelot, 'I must love you more than any man in the world, and so I do.'"