Fangirling 25/7

I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

a true sibling relationship

me!

Oh hey look, a 12 year-old just grasped the main concepts of The Hunger Games more accurately than most media networks.

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

important 

Are kangaroos like mad stoners or what

This could be us, but you playing.

I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

god

who are they

the geese from Aristocats still going hard as hell

bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum