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clxwthorne

You two are ganging up on me now, is that it?

aspiringowlet

IF THE SHOE FITS

clxwthorne

Conspiring with my sister, Luz, I can’t believe this...

Well, you were right, but don’t let that go to your head.

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bombing

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

#You are right though

You two are ganging up on me now, is that it?

#Dashwatching

Oh, yeah, this thing exists.

What are you weirdos up to?

clxwthorne

namelikeanelegy:

I know multiverse theory of course, the dimensional rifts are how we border the human’s world as far as we know, so it only makes sense there may be other adjacent realities. Why a website would break all bounds of that is beyond me but- Wait. Are you implying you’re from a world where I never cured you? Or, well, not cured but, eased your pain.

You WHAT?

Nope, we’re not getting into that just yet. I don’t know what the exact difference is between our timelines, but something clearly changed. Right now, we’re still fighting. That’s probably why Luz got their hackles up at you, come to think of it…

But that’s not even all of it! There are fictional characters here, Lily, it’s pure madness. I love it.

gamervoid

… It’s for the best we don’t, yet. But that would make sense if you aren’t just pulling my leg here. At a certain point why wouldn’t reality wrap upon itself to turn myth to material? Sure. Why not!

clxwthorne

That’s the spirit! Embrace the madness!

Welcome to hell, Lily. I’m pretty sure there’s literal demons around here, somewhere.

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namelikeanelegy:

I know multiverse theory of course, the dimensional rifts are how we border the human’s world as far as we know, so it only makes sense there may be other adjacent realities. Why a website would break all bounds of that is beyond me but- Wait. Are you implying you’re from a world where I never cured you? Or, well, not cured but, eased your pain.

You WHAT?

Nope, we’re not getting into that just yet. I don’t know what the exact difference is between our timelines, but something clearly changed. Right now, we’re still fighting. That’s probably why Luz got their hackles up at you, come to think of it...

But that’s not even all of it! There are fictional characters here, Lily, it’s pure madness. I love it.

clxwthorne

Alright, where is she. Show me the object of ridicule!

gamervoid

I am not an “object of ridicule” Edalyn, just a new user of this app.

Glad to see my dear sister has graced us all with her presence after such a long departure, by the by.

clxwthorne

Weeeell, unlike some of us around here, I have better things to do than hang around in this dump all day every day. I’m a mover, I’m a shaker, I’ve got garbage piles to root through!

So how’s your life going?

gamervoid

If by “moving” and “shaking” you mean floundering with your runework between dumpster diving, yes, I can see why you’d be so possessed. Not that I intend to spend a lot of time here, just enough to build a social circle.

Which, I still, totally have. As you would know if you bothered to pay much mind to your other housemates.

clxwthorne

Huh? Runework?

Wait, since when are you one of my other housemates?

ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?

gamervoid

Yes? I live here? Edalyn are you alright?

clxwthorne

WHAT?

Wait. Hokay, I think I see what’s happening here... Lily, are you familiar with the multiverse, and how this website can pierce through it?

clxwthorne

Alright, where is she. Show me the object of ridicule!

gamervoid

I am not an “object of ridicule” Edalyn, just a new user of this app.

Glad to see my dear sister has graced us all with her presence after such a long departure, by the by.

clxwthorne

Weeeell, unlike some of us around here, I have better things to do than hang around in this dump all day every day. I’m a mover, I’m a shaker, I’ve got garbage piles to root through!

So how’s your life going?

gamervoid

If by “moving” and “shaking” you mean floundering with your runework between dumpster diving, yes, I can see why you’d be so possessed. Not that I intend to spend a lot of time here, just enough to build a social circle.

Which, I still, totally have. As you would know if you bothered to pay much mind to your other housemates.

clxwthorne

Huh? Runework?

Wait, since when are you one of my other housemates?

ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?

clxwthorne

Alright, where is she. Show me the object of ridicule!

gamervoid

I am not an “object of ridicule” Edalyn, just a new user of this app.

Glad to see my dear sister has graced us all with her presence after such a long departure, by the by.

clxwthorne

Weeeell, unlike some of us around here, I have better things to do than hang around in this dump all day every day. I’m a mover, I’m a shaker, I’ve got garbage piles to root through!

So how’s your life going?

clxwthorne

Alright, where is she. Show me the object of ridicule!

aspiringowlet

HI EDA I LOVE YOU

clxwthorne

Hey, Luz. Having fun tormenting my sister?

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Alright, where is she. Show me the object of ridicule!

clxwthorne

@aspiringowlet

…Luuuuuuuuz.

Hooty needs detangling from himself again, and I’m abusing my position as your mentor to avoid doing it myself.

aspiringowlet

Let me find my gloves first

clxwthorne

Atta girl.

@aspiringowlet

...Luuuuuuuuz.

Hooty needs detangling from himself again, and I’m abusing my position as your mentor to avoid doing it myself.

Ah, farts.

#There he is.

Y’know, the weirdest part about the whole cartoon thing is everyone being pre-horrified about Hooty.

I guess it saves the surprise.

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clxwthorne

I’d call myself more of a staff bi, or a magic bi.

black-cat-samba

aaaand Eda

clxwthorne

The one and only.

I’m guessing you’re probably from the “eda is a cartoon” school of knowing who I am, right? I swear, nobody on here knows me because they’re from here.

black-cat-samba

Yeah mHm yep not a lot of boiling isles people on tumblr I guess huh hahAhAha

clxwthorne

Well, let’s see…

There’s me, there’s Luz, Hooty and King have accounts somewhere around here, I think I saw that Blight girl a while ago…

Other than that, not many. Weird, huh?

black-cat-samba

WHO GAVE HOOTY A BLOG

clxwthorne

Trust me, we’ve all gone through the five stages of grief on that one. It’s just a thing, nothing to be done about it.

He’s not on here often.

black-cat-samba

he doesn’t even have hands

clxwthorne

Listen to me, kid, because this is important.

Do you really want to know any more about this? Is the answer to how that works worth it?

clxwthorne

I’d call myself more of a staff bi, or a magic bi.

black-cat-samba

aaaand Eda

clxwthorne

The one and only.

I’m guessing you’re probably from the “eda is a cartoon” school of knowing who I am, right? I swear, nobody on here knows me because they’re from here.

black-cat-samba

Yeah mHm yep not a lot of boiling isles people on tumblr I guess huh hahAhAha

clxwthorne

Well, let’s see…

There’s me, there’s Luz, Hooty and King have accounts somewhere around here, I think I saw that Blight girl a while ago…

Other than that, not many. Weird, huh?

black-cat-samba

WHO GAVE HOOTY A BLOG

clxwthorne

Trust me, we’ve all gone through the five stages of grief on that one. It’s just a thing, nothing to be done about it.

He’s not on here often.

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