because i havenāt seen enough of these around and i am so here for angst:
ātoday was the first family gathering iāve been to since we broke up and my little cousin that absolutely adored you asked where you were and i had to lock myself in the bathroom and sit in the tub for a half an hour and look through a folder on my phone of pictures i took of you to feel okay againĀØ AU
ĀØi still have your phone number memorized even though i havenāt called you since we split and somehow i remembered it even though iāve had like six shots of bourbon and hey, i know youāre pissed that youāre here at this dingy club at 3 in the morning to pick my drunk ass up, but you have to admit thatās pretty impressiveĀØ AU
āiām pretty sure if taylor swift and i were in a competition of who could write the most breakup songs in one night, iād win by a landslide because i still set two plates out for dinner even though i eat alone and itās almost pathetic because weāve been broken up for ages but iām still not over youā AU
āso i know we havenāt talked in like, two years, and that things ended pretty badly between us but what the fuck do you mean youāre engaged to be marriedĀØ AU
āyes, i know this is your sweatshirt and that we broke up five months ago but itās really comfy okay. i totally donāt wear it because like it still smells like you or is the only thing that even remotely feels like home since i moved out. pfft. absolutely not.ā AU
ālook, i know we agreed to be friends and everything but thatās what everyone says when they break up. i canāt take you asking me for advice on how to ask out the new person youāre interested in, okay? itās killing meā AU
āoh hi, totally didnāt expect to see you here at this one hole in the wall coffee shop literally no one in the entire world besides you knows about. what a coincidence.ā AU
āitĀ“s my [insert family relation here]Ā“s wedding and seeing all these happy couples is killing me and all i can think about is how this was almost usā AU (bonus: āi know that itās two in the morning and iām dressed really formally and a little (a lot) bit drunk but i couldnāt stop thinking about you after my grandma asked how you were doing also can i come in itās freezing out hereā)
āi still have your sisterās scarf and i know itās stupid but iāve been hoping maybe one day youāll come by and pick it up so weāll be forced to talk again because i havenāt seen you in months and iām maybe kinda sorta still in love with youā AU
āi know we were never officially together or anything but seeing that picture you posted on [insert social media] with him/her literally felt like you carved my heart out of my chest and stomped on it and iām not really sure why iām leaving this voicemail but my pillow still smells like you and i miss your stupid faceā AU
āwe have a lot of mutual friends so we see each other more than two broken up people usually do and i know weāre not really close anymore but youāre wearing that stupid (adorable) hat you always wore when you were upset so tell me whatās wrong because itās literally killing me to see you look so sadā AU
āso like, i know we broke up and stuff but funny story, i havenāt told my family yet and they just assumed youād be coming with me for [insert family celebration] and i really donāt know how to tell them and i know this is really selfish but i canāt break my great grandmaās heart like that, sheāll probably have a heart attack andā wait what? youād do that for me? holy shit, i love youā¦ waitāā AU
āi found your box of letters underneath my bed last night and because iām a nosy motherfucker i decided to read them and it turns out they were all addressed to me and the last one was dated the day you moved out and iām not quite sure why i thought this would be a good idea but here i am, standing on your doorstep, wondering why the fuck weāre not together anymoreā AU
āwell this is really awkward considering the last time we saw each other, i was screaming at you to never talk to me again, but like, my dog recognized you all the way across the park and literally dragged me over here because she misses you so hiā AU
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