Oct 23, 2025
One of my neighbors a few blocks down has a pomegranate tree in their front yard and they never eat the pomegranates so I decided I’d take some because frankly if they’re not using it then it’s free real estate but that’s when I learned why they don’t eat the pomegranates because every single one I cut open had a fungus infection.
It was such instant regret the second I cut one open. I felt like some sort of protagonist from a fable about why you shouldn’t steal off your neighbor’s fruit trees.
Fat German man with an evil red beard covets his neighbor’s fruit tree but when he steals the fruit away he finds that inside they are all rotten and pitch black.
Like this writes itself. I’m Mr. Fruit Stealer Caricature
