An inadvertent moment of isolated celebrity - I’m Steve Fleming
The adventure with Kick4Life has been full of colourful and unexpected moments since I co-founded the charity with my brother Pete in 2005. But perhaps none more bizarre and serendipitous than the latest amusing incident which may well result in a group of people riding from Land's End to John O'Groats with 'I'm Steve Fleming' written on their jerseys.
Two years ago I signed up for the iconic LEJOG challenge this September - 969 miles in 9 days, as part of a huge expedition sponsored by Deloitte with around 1000 riders. I'd always fancied the challenge but my primary motivation was to persuade others to join me and fundraise for Kick4Life. This was successful and a brilliant team of 11 was formed consisting of existing supporters of the charity along with several new faces. The only trouble was I procrastinated terribly with my own training to the point where, until recently, I was contemplating what excuses I could use to get me out of the damn thing.
For such a significant challenge, averaging 107 miles per day, the recommended training is at least a year of intensive cycling. Come the start of July, just eight weeks before the start, and I was seriously concerned. I had still never in my life ridden a road bike, and hadn't ridden a bike of any kind for years. To make matters worse I'm part of a Facebook forum for the challenge, featuring hundreds of riders, and was constantly bombarded with updates about people doing rides of 80, 90, 100, 150 miles, and discussing aspects of bike equipment and technique that still mean nothing to me.
It was make or break time and I finally decided to get on my neglected vehicle and give it a go. On July 4th I clipped into the pedals with my brand new cleats and wobbled precariously down the street until I found a semblance of balance. I only went about 5 miles but was pretty pleased with myself and proudly posted a picture on the forum, announcing that my training was belatedly underway.Â
I wasn't expecting much reaction, perhaps a couple of likes and comments, but within seconds I was under attack from an outraged individual who lambasted my idiocy and declared that I would be on my knees by the third day. To be fair, he might well be right, and he did go on to offer some useful advice, but the dye was already cast and his negativity precipitated a deluge of responses, some counter-attacking my assailant, most encouraging me and telling me to go for it.
After hundreds of constructive contributions it eventually died down and I cracked on with my training. I have since clocked up about 600 miles, including one ride of 100, still a long way off what is needed, but enough to give me the belief that I have a chance to complete the challenge, and avoid the ignominy of being swallowed up by the feted Broom Wagon, a coach that follows the riders and compulsorily pulls the injured and the too slow from the road.
Then, yesterday, it all started again when a particularly supportive co-rider inquired on the forum how I was getting on. I responded with an update and within a few hours a (tongue-in-cheek) campaign was underway for people to wear t-shirts in my honour. Here is a sample of the posts:
you need a shirt ordering "I'm Steve Fleming" so everyone knows who you are and can cheer you on
I'm Steve Fleming t-shirts ala Sparatcus
I'm Steve Fleming and so's my wife.
It would be hilarious if a few random folk turned up with Im Steve Fleming t-shirts....
The only reason Chuck Norris was called that was because the name 'Steve Fleming' was already taken!
Je suis Steve Fleming
i want an"I'm Steve Fleming" T-Shirt as well! The more the merrier!
There are now some mock-up jerseys in circulation (see below - not done by me!), and for a bit of a laugh I'm seriously considering getting one made in time for the challenge. Let's face it, I'm going to need as much encouragement as possible, and this would undoubtedly add to the camaraderie and fun.
I've been so motivated by the support of my fellow riders, and I'm really looking forward to meeting them and sharing this epic adventure. The efforts of those riding and fundraising for Kick4Life has been outstanding and, come what may, I’m sure we are going to have a blast, and more importantly, thousands of pounds have been raised for our work with vulnerable children in Lesotho.
Any support you can offer will be hugely appreciated, and an added incentive to get through every one of the 969 miles on the road ahead. Please donate here:
https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/fullkitfleming
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