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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

my wife keeps saying "my downfall???" whenever she doesn't get what she wants and "my uprise????" when she does

a lot of twins will tell you they wish they'd never divided into two organisms and that they were 11 feet tall with ultra intelligence. but some things you can't take back.

a perfect world where people go to play minigolf and say to each other "so. if this is minigolf, then whats golf?" and no one knows because golf hasnt existed for hundreds of years by that point

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

It also has a scene where the robot uses a boat as a baseball bat. That also fucks tremendously.

Well well well. How the wheels on the bus have gone round and round